Helluva Boss: But it's with Mha Characters Instead

[Season 1 - Episode 0] Prologue

Lastly was of the time he interrupted them singing a song. "Of all the imps in Hell. It's for her/him that I fell. Oh, Himi~" They then tried to kiss, but they sound of something then dragged their attention. Izuku then turns to the window, making him pissed off. "ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW!?" With the flashback done, we turn back to the boardroom. Where Izuku is pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Just... stop... doing that!" He yelled in anger, making Bakugo just shrug his shoulders. "I don't see the issue! Is there somethin' you don't want me seein'?" Izuku's left eye just twitches in anger. "No!" This makes Jirou snickers in giggles. "You and Himiko havin' sex is something that you don't want me seein'? Her making love with a guy that's a baby-wiener-haver?" Izuku just keeps getting angry. "Sir, what you say and how you act is clearly *Stands up from chair* INAPPROPRIATE!" 

Himiko then places her hand on her husband's shoulder. "Calm down, Izu! You'll end up having another panic attack!" I AM CALM!" She then hugs him so he could calm down. "Shh-shh-shh. There, there." "Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours, so don't... judge... me!" Bakugou yelled. "Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!" "Izu, he's our boss!"

Bakugo then waves his hands to reassure her that it's okay. "No-no-no, it's fine Himiko, your husband is just... how do say this without being offensive to him... retarded." Izuku then blinks his eyes as he was clearly annoyed. "Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life? Bakugo then leans towards Izuku. "It actually does." Jirou then speaks up. "The only reason you have a wife *Looks away at phone* is because your easy to manage!"

Himiko then slams her hands onto the table as she looks at Jirou with anger, "No he's not, you furry fucking bitch!" She then flips Jirou, which makes her growl at her. "Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive." Jirou then snaps her jaw at her. "Yes, I am!" Suddenly, someone in the room spoke up.

"You guys are all fucking assholes."

They turn to see the kid that Izuku accidently shot, who was lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach. "Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Izuku then puts both of his hands on his nose in stress, "Ugh, this company's such a mess!" "Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit." Said Bakugo as everyone didn't care about that.

"Nobody was talking about that!" Jirou yelled to her dad. "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right? He tries to point out but the little kid then gets up as he pulls off the wires, before pointing at Bakugo, "It's been literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now I want that. I want death! *Points at Bakugo, again* You are a selfish greedy clown! And I'm a kid!  We're supposed to like clowns!  Even the creepy ones!"

Izuku then stood up from his chair, "Hey, now! That's not very--" "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit." His response made Izuku have the: What the hell?" expression. Himiko then stood up, "That's my husband you're talking to!" This only made the little boy laugh. "Hahahaha! That's your husband? (Izuku and Himiko growl at him) I figured you for a slut! but I didn't know you need a dick THAT bad! And you!" He points at Jirou, who was looking at her phone.

"What? What about me?" She said as she looked up at the boy. "Nothing. I don't talk to dogs, I'm a cat person." He finished with a smug smile. Hearing this Jirou got pissed as she let out a small wine. "Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit." Bakugo stated. "Yeah, he's kind of a piece of shit." Izuku muttered under his breath. Suddenly, Jirou's phone goes off with a notification, which she read.

[Is that Whore's sarcastic brat is dead yet?]

Seeing this, Jirou smiled with joy. "Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! I guess he was the right target after all." This got Bakugo confused, "Who?" "Him." Jirou pointed at the boy, who then pointed at himself. "Me?" "Yup." "They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Bakugo said. "That's what they're sayin'." Bakugo was filled with joy. "...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a god." He then took his gun out and shot the boy, "OOOOWWW!" 

Blood is then spewn, before Izuku and Bakugo start kicking the boy's corpse and then-- (Bakugo comes and pushes me) Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing, Bakugo!? You can't break the fourth wall! "Sorry, Author, but I think I want say a few words here while we're dissembling this kid's body. *Ahem* Y'know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people! So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you write us a bad review, but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares about it. There I'm done."

Alright, then. Thanks for the fourth wall break, Bakugo. Now, back to the crew. After cutting the boy's body to pieces, the group is gathered into a hug by Bakugo himself. "Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that *Wraps his tail around them* we handle this going forward respectively." The group smiles at his statement.

[Meanwhile, on Earth]

The mother of the little boy who they killed, was now with a news reporter as she is being broadcasted to world to tell them about her missing boy. The news reporter himself didn't give much of a fuck. "Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-- *She catchs a body bag* b-OOOHHH!" 

She and the news reporter himself were shocked to see the bloody bag. They then look up to see Izuku, Himiko, and Bakugo through a portal. "You're welcome!" He smiles and shakes his arm as the trio then get back inside as the portal closes. Bakugo then sits back down on a chair. "So, what now, sir?" Izuku said, making Bakugo turn to him. "What now, Midoriya? Hehe. Now we're back in business."

[End of Prologue]