Helluva Boss: But it's with Mha Characters Instead

[Season 1 - Episode 0] Prologue

He was at the Aoyama mansion as Aoyama Yuga himself was sleeping. He was tall anthropomorphic owl demon that wore fancy clothing, his fur was blonde, his eyes were dark red with no pupils, while also having another two pair on his head, and he did had beak. He was also known for being the Prince of Hell.

Bakugo then slowly walked away with the book. "Goooot the boooook! Gooooot the boooook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!" He then makes it to the balcony, where he proceeded to try and jump but the weight of the book made him fall down and onto the cake that Aoyama's wife Intelli Saiko was eating with her friends, which splatter all over them. Bakugo looked at Saiko, and only had one thing to say. "Sorry, I fucked your husband."

With that flashback over, Jirou was now getting stressed out from the call. "KATSUKI!" I HEARD YOU ALREAD--!" Having enough, he decided to take the call himself. "Soooo, what can I do for you, Yuga?" On the other side, Aoyama was sitting on his fancy couch, with his phone in hand. "There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. Reason as to why I need you to kill him is that he's trying to convince people global warming exists!"

Bakugo on the other side, was blinking as he heard that. "I-... I mean. Doesn't it exist?" "Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~" He couldn't do anything more but just agree with him. "Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense." "You know what happens when I'm lonely, Katsuki?" Bakugo then pulls his phone away from his face as he knew what was gonna happen next, "Oh, god-fuckin'-damnit."

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours... **** your **** and lick all of your ****, before taking out your ****, and **** with more teeth until you, darling, will be screaming **** like a FUCKING baby--!" Visibly upset, Bakugo hangs up the phone call, before proceeding to break his phone, takes out a blender and puts it in, and blends them into some sort of liquid.

He then sees Kyoka coming to him. "Eat this." She then takes the blender from his hands as she does what he said and drinks it. "And you know that bridge over the freeway? She stops drinking the liquid to look at him, "Yeah?" "Shit off it." Flashback then ends as they were still in the boardroom. Bakugo then speaks again, "Look, the point is, Kyoka is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family."

Jirou looks up at him and smiles, while Izuku is confused. "We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees of the business! You treat her like she some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman that you let man the phones!" During his rant, Jirou slowly Izuku him off. Bakugo then spoke up. "That is offensive! Without homeless people, *Walks over to the window and opens blinds* I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!"

He sees a homeless demon that held up a sign that said: "Monee helps. Satan bless." He smugly waves at him, before closing the blinds. Izuku then decides to speak about something, "While we're on the subject of 'family', can you please stop finding me and Himiko outside of work?" He stated. "Come on, Izu! It's not that big a deal!" Her comment just made him even more confused. "Excuse me... WHAT?!"

He then remembers the times his boss would be at his house. Like one time in the kitchen. "Honey, can you get me the butter?" "Sure, Izuku." She opens the door and finds Bakugo inside. "Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" Himiko giggles at this while Izuku was confused on why she was laughing, "What's funny, Honey?" "Really impressive wordplay there, Midoriya." Just by seeing his boss in his fridge is enough to make him shocked. "Wha- What the--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE!?!?"

Next, Izuku and Himiko were asleep, but something wakes Izuku up. He opens his eyes to see... Bakugo on top of him, purring like a cat. "Whatcha dreamin' about?" Izuku was just in shock and annoyance. "I was dreaming of my own parents being murdered.... But now?... I'll like to go back to that."