[Season 1 - Episode 0] Prologue

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The rope of the bed managed to keep a hold of them as the three imps hold on for dear life, but it breaks anyway as they scream and fall to the ground. It then shows the logo.

"Kids die for freeeeeee!"

Screen then cuts back to the boardroom, where they're still talking while Jirou is watching a video on her phone of Izuku being killed on loop. "I'd like to go on record and say that whole incident was Kyoka's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give the right info on the target. It's very simple." He states, making Kyoka roll her eyes. "Oh, sit on a dick, Midoriya." She said, as he tried to make a comeback. 

"You sit! Sit on... a... uh... You know what? JUST DO YOUR JOB!" He yelled as Bakugo intervenes. "Hey. Now, we don't blame our screw ups on Kyoka, okay?" He then nuzzles up against her, which makes Kyoka very pissed-off and uncomfortable," She didn't do anything wrong~" Izuku then blinks his eyes if as he didn't hear him correctly. "Are you kidding me, sir? She awful!" He then remembers the times where she was very unhelpful.

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Jirou was sitting on a chair at her desk, reading a magazine called: Hell Hound Monthly. The phone then rings as she then picks it up, "Hello, IMP." She said as on the other end was Himiko, "Kyoka, I got stabbed! Call Izu-" She then hangs up on the call, clearly uninterested. Next, Bakugo then came up to her with a present in his hands. "Happy Adoption Anniversary, Kyoka! I got you a little something." She then turns to look at him, with no interest. "Is it a cure for syphilis?"

Bakugo's expression then turns into regret of asking that, "I... oh..." She then takes the present away from his hands. "THEN I DON'T WANT IT!!" She yelled as she threw the box to the ground, opening it up to reveal a bunch of spiders that then crawl up her. "UGH!" She then looks to see Bakugo outside of the window, "I'm sorry! It was spiders!" She then sighed to herself as she was annoyed. "Goddammit."

Next, Izuku walking up to her as she was watching a video of Charlie Magne's music video titled: "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". He had a flyer that said: "Chub B Gone". "Um... e-excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" "No." She said in response. "Wha- Why- Why would anyone send me this?" He said, as his question makes her look at him. "Cmon... You know why."

After that, it cuts to another day where Jirou is rummaging through the break room fridge. "Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worse fucking hangover right now!" She takes the lid off of the container as she drinks the now liquid salad. Himiko then decides to question this. "Why would you drink on a work night?"

She stops drinking to look at her, "Hungover from this morning, dumbass!" Soon as she said that Izuku walks into the room and sees his lunch her hands. "Um. Isn't that my lunch?" She then drops the container to the ground as she was now pissed. "You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow some *Kicks container at Izuku, knocking him out of the room* fucking steam!"

She then rushes out of the building and towards a demon lady and her baby that was in a stroller. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"  She proceeds to kick the baby into the air, while the mother was in disbelief. Next, it was on another day, where she picks up the phone and listens to it. "Kats! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you!" She then hears the tone of voice on the other side. "Sounds a little DTF-y."

Bakugo then throws his cup onto the group in anger, "Oh, GOD, it was ONE TIME! *Crosses his arms* If I hadn't slept with that owl privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world." Izuku, who was right next to him, drops his cup of water to ground in surprise as he blinks his eyes while staring at his boss. "...You what?" Bakugo proceeds to remember how he got the Grimoire in the first place.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 26, 2021 ⏰

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