Helluva Boss: But it's with Mha Characters Instead

[Season 1 - Episode 0] Prologue

Seeing the commercial made Bakugo sigh with happiness as he passed a bowl of popcorn around, "Oh...Those were the good times." Bakugo said, making Izuku facepalm his face. "I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering, you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious T.V. ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches. " Izuku stated, as Bakugo turned to look at him, "Uh, hey, excuse me. What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spittin' bullshit?" Said Bakugo, as Toga then responds, "People love musical, sir."

"Exactly, Himiko! And we're basically doin' a musical." He said, as he turned to Izuku and pointed his finger at him, "You gonna crush my musical theater dreams just like my dad did?" Said Bakugo as he had a sadden expression and his fist was first was down. "Sir--" Izuku was cut off. "'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Toga then turns to her husband, who had a confused look. "Are you trying to crush his dreams, Izu?" She said as he tried to respond, "I-..What?"

His wife then gets up close to him, "I thought I knew you." She said, as she playful sticks her tongue out and he playfully rolled his eyes with a blush. "I can't believe you, Midoriya, after I made you employee of the month." Bakugo sated, as he then pulled up a picture frame of Izuku's face with the words written on a gold plate saying: "Employee of the Month".

Izuku then got stressed out and spoke, "Okay, sir. I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to a musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles." He said, before his wife speaks, "I liked it." Her comment then makes him a little infuriated. "Do not-- *Points at her* Do not agree with him in front of me!"

Screen then cuts to a commercial countdown from three as it then opened up with Bakugo.

"Hi, there! I'm Bakugo! And I am the founder of I.M.P!" He said, as the camera then showed a picture of him in a suit, wearing a mustache, and glasses, walking away from a burning adoption center. "Are you a piece of shit who got sent to Hell," The picture then changes to him in an angel outfit with him throwing a empty cup of coffee into a trash can, instead of the recycle, but who gave a shit? "--Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

The scene then changes to show a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, while Bakugo held up a sign saying: "Some guy who hired us!"

"After lovingly killing my wife for *Demonic voice* FUCKING THE DELIVERYMAN *Normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could STICK IT to that *Demonic voice...again* YAPPY JOGGER *Back to normal voice*   who saw me hiding the body!" He said, as the screen then opens up with Bakugo standing in front of the camera while holding a book called a: "Grimoire", and Izuku and Toga arranging the candles for the portal.

"*Looks at camera* Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world!" He then does a magical gesture with his left hand, that causing the flame portal to open up, knocking back Izuku and Toga. "We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Said Bakugo as he then falls into the portal.

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(Lyrics)

"When you want somebody gone, and don't want to wait long,"