discontinued elemayoh [] Andy's Apple Farm Oneshots (OPEN)

requests and rules

fuck

what am I doing with my life

the way this page is set up is like a crackfic

i promise it isn't (unless asked for)

all images on chapters don't belong to me unless stated otherwise

my main account is NO LONGER BEING DISCLOSED M36 IS NOT GOING TO FIND ME AND EAT MY SKIN FOR THE SINS I HAVE COMMITTED

^ previously, on my attempt to be funny
anyway account in bio, you'll know who i am

current status: CLOSED

guys when i say closed i mean stop requesting hnhhfhhfhfhhf

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characters (for romance):

Andy (main character)

Felix (drug fish)

Melody (music bitch)

Margret (very underrated)

Claus (gay)

Peter (fuck you)

Thomas (fuck you too i guess)

Arthur (steals your wife)

Kamryn (wtf is your name)

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you're not romancing the kids, only platonic/friendships with them.

but sure you can be present during the boat scene-

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do's :

- Character X Character

- Character X Reader

- All of the above, but platonic

- Character X Sibling (not romantic djdndjdkdjdjk)

- Crackships

- Requested Scenarios

- Reader Insert (basically no shipping)

- Crossovers (my specialty, will probably be declined if i don't know it/is your AU)

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don't's:

- Smut

- Suggestive Themes

- Heavy gore n shit

- thE FUCKIN DEMON BLOB THEY'VE GOT NO PERSONALITY (YET) but i won't shame you if you simp i have weirder lists *stares at Humphrey* (and no he's from a game)

- Baylee, Pierre, flower dude i still don't know the name of and the four unspecified people, not yet anyway

- OCs

- like, yandere and kidnapping shit

- those weird jeff the killer x reader fanfics buried at the bottom of your archive plotlines

- incest/pedophilia

- basically no icky stuff, shit you request i forgot i don't like will be added to this and your request will be declined

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i want to die

reminder that i'm aromantic and don't know shit about actual romance so this'll be cheesy and shit i guess

fuck

i'm sorry M36 (lie)