Even if it's total shit.
Write a haiku. What are the rules for a haiku again? Refrigerator. If I nailed that in one take I'll scream.
*Runs to google: haiku rules. Google suggests the more sensible: haiku format. Thanks google." - no product placement. Rewrite? #maybe
I am once again developing systems to somehow later self edit my own book and writing every thought that I think. Well, realistically, about a quarter of every thought I think. No one could possibly ever type that fast.
Where was I? Oh yes, haiku format.
Turns out I did not nail the haiku format in one take. Let's try again.
I'll write a haiku.
Poop. Forgotten haiku rules.
Thank you, search engine.
Wait a dang second....
Is "I'll" one syllable?
Or is "I will" two?
That's a bit clever.
You see the thing I did there?
I'm proud of myself.
With the consonants again?
Playing it a bit safe now?
Audience?
Did you just .... Really?
Refer to the audience straight?
Audacity!
How are you so bold!?
Where is your humility?
Why have you no shame?
Do I make you cringe?
Does it serve me any bit?
To even wonder?
No it sure doesn't.
So kill the part that cringes.
And don't give a fuck.
I'll write what I write.
Exactly how I want to.
I, too, can be loud.
Not bad. Not bad.
