im not dead my table is just broken

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hello my beautiful smart kind funny gentle sweet friends.

i have decided upon giving u all a little update on my life as of right now.

do u like my big momaz talk? yea figured

anwhore i am gonna give yall a little update on my life and i wanna see if u have questions for me (that fucking rhymed 💀)

but ye lets start

1. first off i just fucking realized i have been dead since like the 4th of july✋

2.slept w hell of alot of moms😩😩😩😩















4.my boy best friend making my life so much fucking better. i fucking love that boy hes, as they say, my platonic soulmate

 i fucking love that boy hes, as they say, my platonic soulmate

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