I'm proud to say I still love Spongebob ^_^
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Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
"I can't understand anything."
"I can't see my forehead."
"Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"
"Now that we're men, I changed my underwear."
"East? I thought you said Weast!"
" Hi Spongeboob! Haha Spongeboob? Who's Spongeboob?"
(Patrick See's a sign that says "Try Barnacle Chips! They're delicous!")
Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicous!
Patrick:"Not the way I use them!"
"Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!"
"My pickle started off life in a jar... and now it's in one again!"
(To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... thats ok take your time"
(minutes later) "Are you Squidward now?"
"Have I ever not been right?"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Patrick: Liar liar plants for hire
Spongebob: Its 'Pants on fire' Patrick!
Patrick:You would know.
(sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?"
"You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo... Womboed! Wumboing! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!"
"Uh..."
"I know a lot about head injuries. Believe...(drools and Spongebob snaps his fingers)...me."
"Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz."
(Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" (Spongebob "Uh, Krusty Krab is the name of the resturant") "Fiddlesticks!"
"Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
-----ALL TIME FAVOURITE---------
(Spongebob thinks he's ugly and is really sad and crying)
Patrick:"I know! I'll tell you a story!"
Spongebob: :D
Patrick:"Once upon a time there lived an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end!"
__________________________Thank you soooo much to @Han_Man for giving me this awesome idea! He is an amazing writer of humour, poems and short stories. Please check him out and give him the nice comments and votes he deserves. Tell him if you agree with me that he really does deserve to be published and become as famous as J.K Rowling. He's had a rough life, so don't be a hateful commenter because you're jealous. Thanks if you read this whole note and comment and vote!
