~RoOMmAtEs~

a complilation because why not?

A/N: So like sometimes I'll think of like fun little scenarios for roommates that I would like to add in, but it's so hard because I 1. Can't think of context and how to place it in the storyline and 2. I'll literally forget them immediately after I think of them. So this is just a complilation of those scenarios I figured I'd share with you guys because why tf not? This is my book and I can do what I want with it. I COULD MAKE Y/N PREGNANT IF I REALLY WANTED OR KILL OFF ALEX AND I WOULD LAUGH MY ASS OFF WATCHING YOU GUYS PANIC
but I won't do that because that's insane and I'm not a monster.

So enjoy this little collection of fun moments...
Also these "clips" are going to have titles because I WANT TO AND I CAN!
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Cheek Clapper 9000

"Wassup" I called out as I walked past Clay and into the kitchen, not even noticing what my hand did. It was just instinctual I guess. Natural.

"Yo- What is up with you and slapping my ass?" He turned to me, one eyebrow raised higher than the other. Like I said, I didn't even realize I had done it until he said something.

"What do you mean?" I opened the fridge and pulled out a bag of baby carrots.

"Every time you walk by me, you slap my ass." In my defense, I wasn't always doing this. I didn't slap his ass when we weren't together. It's a fairly new habit.

"Yeah what about it?" I asked causally, shrugging and taking a loud bite out of the carrot.

He was quite for a second, starring at me, and then held out his hands gesturing, "Whyyy?"

"You have a nice ass what can I say?" Once again he was quiet, not really knowing what to say, "I'll stop if you want-"

"No" -an immediate response. I let out a loud laugh as he looked like he didn't even mean to say that out loud.

"Yeah that's what I thought." I winked and then started walking out of the kitchen and back to his room which I now spend 90% of my time in since his job is playing a video game and I like to be around him.

"Wait-" he called out, I stopped in my tracks and turned on my heels, waiting for him to continue because so far I found this conversation VERY amusing. "That's not fair."

"What's not fair"

"I'm not slapping your ass"

"I don't ever recall saying that you couldn't" I smirked at him. I had caught him off guard once again and I reveled in pride at the effect I clearly had over him.

"So how long has It been acceptable and I just never did it?" He asked, intrigued now.

"Hmmm about," I counted on my fingers "five months"

"We haven't even been together that long-"
I only grinned back for a moment as he did the math in his head and,

"Heh heh" I snickered, "ima let that marinate in your head for a bit while I go fuck around on that SMP of yours from your Minecraft account." Leaving him stunned in the kitchen.

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PRANKED!

I've only witnessed him streaming on twitch a few times. I've heard him recording youtube videos MANY times, but relatively, he doesn't stream too often. George and Sapnap stream a lot more often and usually I just mind my own business and stay out of their rooms. Not because I'm shy or anything or because I'm worried about them seeing me. Them mother fuckers found my Instagram and twitter within the first 5 hours that I appeared on stream for the first time. Kinda scary but I'm impressed on the devotion of their fan base. I just stay out of their streams because I'm respectful and don't want to intrude anywhere which im unwelcome. They always ask me if I want to join but I rarely do anyway. One day I might start streaming and join in with them, but for right now, I'm just their roommate and I'm okay with that. Although I'm not just a roommate anymore winky winky...