Lol here it is (bonus ending at the end)

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INT. QUALITY CAFE, LOS ANGELES - AFTERNOON

Cute baker MR HARRY STYLES is arguing with hilarious singer MR LOUIS TOMLINSON. HARRY tries to hug LOUIS but he shakes him off.

HARRY
Please Louis, don't leave me.

LOUIS
I'm sorry Harry, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

HARRY
I am such a person!

LOUIS frowns.

LOUIS
I'm sorry, Harry. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

LOUIS leaves.

HARRY sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, short comedian MR NIALL HORAN barges in looking flustered.

HARRY
Goodness, Niall! Is everything okay?

NIALL
I'm afraid not.

HARRY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

NIALL
It's ... a human ... I saw an evil human straighten a bunch of fangirls!

HARRY
Defenseless fangirls?

NIALL
Yes, defenseless fangirls!

HARRY
Bloomin' heck, Niall! We've got to do something.

NIALL
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

HARRY
You can start by telling me where this happened.

NIALL
I was...

NIALL fans himself and begins to wheeze.

HARRY
Focus Niall, focus! Where did it happen?

NIALL
A greasy diner! That's right - A greasy diner!

HARRY springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

HARRY rushes along the street, followed by NIALL. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. A GREASY DINER - SHORTLY AFTER

SIMON COWELL an evil human terrorises two fangirls.

HARRY, closely followed by NIALL, rushes towards SIMON, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

NIALL
What is is? What's the matter?

HARRY
That's not just any old human, that's Simon Cowell!

NIALL
Who's Simon Cowell?

HARRY
Who's Simon Cowell? Who's Simon Cowell? Only the most evil human in the universe!

NIALL
Blinkin' knickers, Harry! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most evil human in the universe!

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