Bottom Dream Oneshots

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Ship : Mcyt except for minors x Dream
Type : Crack, a little of smut
Top : Mcyt
Bottom : Dream
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Technoblade : This is frustrating, I hate everyone.

Dream : Everyone?

Technoblade : Except you.

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Sapnap : I have a plan.

Dream : No killing animals and no playing fire.

Sapnap : Nevermind.

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Dream : Did you guys really did not hear anything I said?

Technoblade : To busy imagining your moans.

George : To busy imagining you in bed.

Sapnap : To busy looking through naked images of you.

Dream : What the f#ck and how did you get naked images of me.

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Tommy : Truth or dare

Sapnap : Dare

Tommy : I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Sapnap : Hey [Name]?

Random fangirl who loves Sapnap : *Blushing* yeah?

Sapnap : Can you move I'm trying to get to Dream.

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Illumina : My hands are cold.

Dream : *Grabs his hand* better?

Illumina :

Illumina : My lips are freezing actually.

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Sam : Why are you on the counter?

Dream : Because I'm more powerful then anyone and I need everyone to know.

Sam : ......

Sam : Where's the spider?

Dream : D-Down there please kill it.

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Dream : Babe can you pass me the salt.

Sam : *Gives the salt* here baby!

George :*Gives the salt* here baby!

Sapnap : *Gives the salt* here baby!

Quackity : *Gives the salt* here baby!

Illumina : *Gives the salt* here baby!

Technoblade and Wilbur : *Running down the stairs* here baby!

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Dream : What if I press the gas and brake at the same time?

Sapnap : The car takes a screenshot.

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Dream : My boyfriend is to tall for me what should I do?

Philza : Punch him in the stomach and when his down kiss him.

George : Don't kiss him.

Karl : Kiss me instead.

Sapnap : Dump him and be with me.

Wilbur : No don't do any of that just ask me to lean!

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Dream : What's the time?

George : Sapnap play the radio so we can know.

Sapnap : *Plays the radio loud as h#ll*

Punz : Who the f#ck is playing the radio loud as h#ll on three in the f#cking morning.

George : it's 3 am.

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Dream : I have a question.

Punz : Your questions are dumb

Dream : Do you love me?

Punz : Nevermind your questions are not dumb, yes

Dream : How can we walk with our legs?

Punz : ........

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Dream : *Goind down the stairs* hello people who doesn't live here.

Quackity :

Punz :

Sapnap :

Technoblade :

Wilbur :

Karl :

George :

Illumina :

Sam : We were horny.

Dream : *Sigh* I have you guys keys for safety only.

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Wilbur : I hate my f#cking birthdays because why would we celebrate getting older.

Dream : Wilby time for your birthday kiss.

Wilbur : It's my birthday for a whole year now.

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Technoblade : I love you so much Dream.

Dream : What?

Technoblade : I said I f#cking hate you so much.

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Sapnap : I have a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it so I put heart confetti's on his room

Dream : Wait....That was you???

Sapnap : Shit

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Dream : Sneezes

Wilbur : Are you ok!?

Dream : What I just sneezed

Wilbur : ARE YOU DYING!?

Dream : What no! It's just allergies.

Wilbur : IM GONNA KILL ALLERGIES

Dream : ..... It doesn't work like that.

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