"Wanna be my boyfriend?" Ava suddenly grabbed a young mans' wrist while slurping her drink.
"Pardon?" The young man said furiously. Ava looked up meeting Niki's eyes.
"I said, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Repeating her question earlier leaving her and Niki's friend dumbfounded.
"Uh, yeah sure let's go," Niki said while picking Ava's stuff and left.
"Wanna do something incredible?" Moving her eyebrows up and down while asking.
"Yeah." Niki shortly replied.
"And this is something incredible you were bragging about?" He asked while judging Ava's whole existence and taste.
"Want me to poke your eyes?" Putting my two beautiful fingers in his ugly eyeballs and rolled them out because I can. The end.
"Where TF are we?" This man right here sat on a cow's poop without him knowing and I will surely not tell him because I want to.
"Aba malay ko, hindi naman ako mapa. Tanga ka ba o pinanganak kang tanga?" Ani ko.
Tinignan niya ako na kung pwede lang akong ngatngatin ngayon ay kanina pa ako lasog lasog. Rest in peace.
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(Low-quality pics are the best so STFU.)
The photo cover of this mf story is not mine and I practically just stole it <33
"We're literally on top of this shiz," he hissed.
I looked at him with my adorable shinning as beautiful, no more beautiful than the star eyes. <3
"Isn't this view incomparable with my beauty?" I sighed as he showed me his disgusted face saying that he would rather die here right now with the most brutal way to die than to admit that nothing can compare to beauty.
This man has been acting sus since earlier. Wtf does he want? Hmm. I didn't bother to think as it's affecting my beauty and lied down.
"Hoy teka teka gagi teka!" Sigaw ko ng itali ako nito gamit ang mga nagkalat na sanga at pinagtatali ito. Sakit sa balat ha.
Poof at nagpagulong gulong si Ava habang si Niki ay hinahabol ng aso.
THEEEE ENDDD <33
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Imma recommend this music 'cause why not? HAHA ayaw gumana ng link haha ang vovo. Anyways Orange by Treasure <3
