Imagine that Raghav is the one who is selling saree how would that be? Amazing right. So, let the author take you to Euphoria.
Imagine the Great Raghav Rao to be a middle class man with the same arrogance, sarcastic and Savage tongue. Now enjoy !!
Raghav in the shop
Raghav: Ajkal Kya akaal a Gaya hai Kya ? Koi Saari lene ata hi nahi . Mai pagalo ki tarah yaha baitha hai aur mujhe customer ki jagah ye makkhi milta . Aeee makkhi tumko saari chahiye Kya bas Paisa mangta tu apna saga hai to Thora Kam Kar dega . Aeee bol na re saari chahiye Kya bhin bhin Kar ke Chala Gaya . Apna hi kismat kharab hai.
He is getting fed up off not getting any customer and decides to lure the customer.
Raghav: Arey Bhai sahab apni biwi ke liye saari leke jao nahi to bohot marega.
( He is literally just standing 2 steps outside the shutter of the shop and shouting at a random person who is passing by the shop.)
That person : Bhai Shaadi hi Nahi Hui hai. Mai to janamjat single hu.
Raghav: Accha! Tu ek kaam Kar apni bhen ke liye le ja.
( See his guts)
That person: Bhai bhen bhi nahi hai .
Raghav: To Amma ke liye le ja.
That person: Bhai unka to 2 saal phahle dehaant ho Gaya.
Raghav: Tere Ghar Mai aurato ka akaal para hai seedha seedha bol na . Bhaag ja yaha se nahi to Mai Tera sar diwaar pe de marega.
That person: Teri Saari Mai mujhe konsa interest hai Mai to apna dukh Bata Raha tha .
Raghav ( grabbing the near by cloth) : Bhaag ja yaha se , bhaag! Kaha kaha se chale ate hai . Koi boni Kara do.
He enter the shop and his on his regular chair.
( A customer came)
( The customer is female I wanted to write woman but got carried away and wrote customer so, I am making it clear )
Raghav ( mummers) : Mere ko pata tha Mai bolega to customer jaroor ayega . Arey o madam Kya chahiye tumko ( he is a Saari shop owner please keep it in mind )... Mera matlab konsa type ka Saari chahiye.
Customer: Mujhe koi simple Saari chahiye apne liye.
Raghav: Arey madam Mera pass pura peti hai ye lo dekh lo.
( While showing some saarees)
Customer: Ji ye nahi wo dikho .
Raghav: Ye Wala ye dekho accha hai na.
Customer: Nahi dusra dikhao.
(After showing more than 25 sarees to her)
Raghav: Mai tumko itna Saari dikhaya tumko kuch bhi accha nahi laga . Saari khareedna hai na ? Nahi khareedna to Bata do Mera pass phokat Mai time barbad mat Karo.
Customer: Kaise dukaandaar ho tum . Customer bhagwaan hota hai aise karte ho tum bhagwaan se sath.
Raghav: Nahi! Mai aisa Kaise Kar sakta hai bhagwaan ke sath wo to intelligent hoga na jo pasand ayega wo khud apni akho se dekh Lega aur phir Mai bill bana dunga. Mujhko to tum vella lagta hai yaha time pass Karne ka nahi . Lena hai to lo nahi to bhaagh jao. Aur Tum to bhaagh hi jao.
Customer: Mujhe koi shauk nahi hai yaha rehne ka ja rahi hu. Bohot hi disrespectful ho tum. Mai apne saare doston ko bataungi ki is dukaan mai Saari lene mat ana .
Raghav: Bohot Bohot thank you tumhara ! Jo tum aur tumhari dayaan dost yaha kabhi nahi ayega.
She went away fuming in anger . Little did Raghav know it will cost him big.
Raghav: Aj ka kismat hi kharab hai . Sab ka sab aisa hi hai.
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