This chapter is for Vyn's bday so happy bday vynnn my husband!! okay lets start.
Saturday, 27th September 20XX
Vyn's Residence 17:00
You knock onto the door. A white haired man opens the door. It's. Vyn. Yeah who else jeez why so dramatic. You greeted him,"Happy birthday Dr.Richter!" as you hand him a gift. "Thank you Y/N I appreciate it. I assume the cake delivered just now was sent by you." he takes the gift from you. "Yes it is, surely the cake must have had my name on it? Do you like it?" Vyn just looks at you smiling, a faint of sweat drops by his forehead. Oh god he doesn't like it did I fuck up? "I'm thankful for the cake but the result is.. inadequate." Inadequate, did you hear that? I must've picked a flavor he didn't like?? I fucked up for good, okay let's end the fanfic. Nah I'm just kidding. "Would you like to come inside and see?" "Ah, sure." You went inside. Vyn leads you to the dining room. He opens a cloche. My god this birthday boy fancy as fuck. Inside an unwrapped giftbox from you, and the cake...
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Oh my god, what in the Worst Cooks in Stellins is going on here. It looks like it came out of a fucking kids handmade playdoh or shit. "Ah.. Dang it. I'm a lawyer, I should have seen this sort of stuff coming.. I'm sorry for disappointing you. This was how the cake was supposed to look." You showed the picture of the cake you were meant to give him.
14:00 Y/N: Hello, is this 123ScamBakery? I've seen your portfolio and good testimonies and reviews. I'd like to order a birthday cake for next week on 27th September.
14:01 123ScamBakery: Yes that is us! We have room available for that date. Would you kindly tell us the time you'd like to send. And if you have any request for the cake design.
14:01 Y/N: at 16:30 please. Can you please make it like this? This is the picture of the cake I want.
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14:01 123ScamBakery: Yes we can do that! Do you want anything written on it?
14:01 Y/N: Happy Birthday Dr.Richter! From: Y/N.
14:02 123ScamBakery: Okay. Thank you for ordering. 😊
14:02 Y/N: Can you tell me the amount and include the delivery fee?
14:02 123ScamBakery: Can you share the address?
14:02 123ScamBakery: We tell the total price tomorrow after the cake is ready.
14:02 Y/N: Okay. I'll be waiting.
14:02 123ScamBakery: Okayy.
Friday, 26th September 20XX
18:35 Y/N: So I really pay the cake after it's ready right?
18:35 123ScamBakery: Oh we forgot to tell you that we usually DP $50
18:35 Y/N: Oh okay
*Y/N sends $50 to 123ScamBakery*
Saturday, 27th September 20XX
15:35 Y/N: Is the cake ready?
15:40 123ScamBakery: The cake is still in custom design :(
15:40 Y/N: If it's not there by 16:30 I want a refund. I ordered this cake a week ago not at the same date. I also said the time specific.
15:41 123ScamBakery: Yes we're sorry because we're doing this by order of the list. :(
15:41 Y/N: Will it be ready by 16:30? If you can't I want a refund.
15:41 123ScamBakery: Of course.
16:45 123ScamBakery: We will deliver it right now.
"Is that so? I suppose it is not the biggest problem, they asked me to pay for the rest of the cake." WHAT. THE. FUCK. I'm so embarassed, he paid for the lousy cake without the bakery even confirming me. I got scammed hard. "I'm truly sorry Dr. Richter" you bow to him."It is fine. Do not worry. It is not your fault." boi i didnt check the bakery it is my fault but if he says so imma take it. "I knew I should have checked thoroughly and done my research first.." "The bakery has lots of good reviews and it is odd for something like this to happen. This is indeed one of the unforgettable birthdays I have." he chuckled. OK thank you for not being angry.. or is he being like Shinobu Kochou secretly angry? Then I'm fucked. "Would you like to have a piece of cake? I tried it and the flavor was palatable." he smiled at me while handing me over a piece of cake. Aight I think he's cool so we're good. FIUH
We talked and laughed, before we realized it we had finished a layer of cake. Bro calm down, you gonna get fat if you finish the cake. "Oh it is already 7pm, I should get going Dr. Richter. I'm sorry for taking up your time and the cake." "No need to apologize, you've done it a few times now. I see, you have work tomorrow?" "No, but I'm sure you do. So I'll be leaving now. Thank you for having me." I got up and i felt my arm was grabbed lightly by a soft hand "Actually, I have no work I've to attend at the moment." he pauses. "Would you care to stay for a bit longer?" he smiled. I was flattered "Sure! What would you like to talk about?" he lets go of my arm. "Uhm.. Sorry." I didn't say anything, I just smiled. He blushed a bit. I see that blush mister you foolin nobody. So I stayed up talking with him. Pouring few glasses of wine while listening to his vinyl records. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It was late, you had such a good time time flies fast. So you get up and walk to the door. "Good night, mademoiselle." he reaches for my right hand and kisses it while bowing. My face was flushing, I don't know if it was the wine or what happened just now. I guess it's safe to say it's a bit of both.
So i saw this entertaining tiktok where Miss Eve https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSeJRcfUn/ had a disappointing experience of a bakery so I decided to take it from there. Even with the good reviews and testimonies it turn out to be quite a scam so be careful guyss. Image source: https://i.redd.it/h4b0la98l2u11.jpg
Wow I didnt update for 1 month. The name was obviously not 123ScamBakery but it's funnier that way. The next chapter who will most definitely be Luke, I'll write when I feel like it. There was a marvel reference. If you like it ayee that's good.