I am Pepe. I am Pepe. I am Pepe.
"WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TRADE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON THE DARK WEB FOR A STUPID BIG MAC???" You shout.
I walk down, my hands in my pockets, my head down, half of a big mac dangling from my mouth. "It's not stupid..." I whisper.
"Pepe. Doomer Girl was your gf. She loved you. SHE LOVES DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW-"
"Shush Y/N. Look, I'm sorry, but-"
"What is a sorry going to do? I know I helped you, but I thought we were only buying a big mac! Not selling your E-girl gamer gf!"
I put my face in my hands. I don't really regret it, but it was just the big mac was a bit spicy. That's why I'm crying. Though E-girl gamer gfs are kinda hot, but yk, their in Canada, I can just fly there from the UK and buy her back. Or get a new one. Idk, but Big Macs are the best.
So lets go back in time.
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How I Traded My GF For A Big Mac (Cliffhanger)
HumorI am your friend, Pepe. Yes, it is I. Once again single, because I really wanted a Big Mac. And you helped me to get my Big Mac. "But why would you trade your girlfriend?" I know, it was my only chance, and she was a loving girlfriend. But Big Macs...
