Keigo: no
Dabi: how about phoenix?
Keigo: ...na-uh you first
Dabi: me first wha- oh...Dabi, call me Dabi
Keigo: K-keigo
Dabi: Keigo huh. Let's head to where I'm staying
Keigo: [grasping onto Dabi's hand tight]
Dabi: Kurogiri can you take me to base
Kurogiri: Okay
Few minutes later
Dabi: [walking through the portal]
Toga: Dabi's- [sees the kid] who's that?
Dabi: your problem now [gives toga the kid before waking away]
Kurogiri: Dabi...why do you have a child
Toga: Is this yours and Hawksie's secret love child?
Dabi: what! No.
Toga: he looks like a mini Hawksie
Dabi: me and the bird aren't dating
Mr. Compress: Hawks and I not me and Hawks
Dabi: ...whatever
Shigaraki: Dabi, why is there a child in my base?
Dabi: none of your business, crusty
Shigaraki: the kid better not mess with my games, you reject gucci bag
Dabi: got it, handy mandy
Shigaraki: ...you need to stop handing out with Hawks
Dabi: [rolling his eyes] whatever boss [goes to his room]
Keigo: w-where is Dabi going
Toga: Don't worry about that grump
Keigo: o-okay
Toga: How about I show you something
Keigo: ???
10 minutes later
Dabi: [walks in] what is with the noise- [sees Keigo screaming and crying] oh
Keigo: [screaming, crying, wanting Dabi]
Shigaraki: DABI!!!
Dabi: what?
Shigaraki: make him stop
Dabi: what happened
Keigo: [hearing Dabi's voice, his screaming slowly stops, his crying becoming sniffles] D-dabi
Dabi: hey keigo. What's wrong? [crouching down near Keigo]
Keigo: S-she tried-
Dabi: She? You mean Toga?
Keigo: [nods]
Dabi: what did she tried to do?
Keigo: t-tried to t-teach me h-how to kill...t-tried to give m-me knife.
Dabi: ...shhh, it's okay [hugging Keigo]
Keigo: [chirps softly]
Dabi: [hums a lullaby that would come his younger siblings]
Keigo: [slowly closed his eyes, falling asleep]
Dabi: [looking at Toga] what the hell is wrong with you?
Toga: what? Knives are cool. I was teaching him survival skills.
Dabi: Toga, he's like 5. He shouldn't be seeing blood or knowing how to kill someone. He's gonna get traumatized.
Skit 75- part 1
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