I walked into the muesium
The front desk guys pov
I looked up from my paperwork, and there stood a stinky old donkey, he look homeless not going to lie, but I wasn't going to judge.
I looked at what was in his hand, it was BEAUTIFUL
A WET SHIT!!!
"Hello sir"
Before the homeless donkey could say anything, the man ripped it out of his hands.
"MINE NOW HÈHÈHÈHÈ 👹👹👹👹👹"
