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The First Sorta Kinda Date

Z "Ugh just get in a ponytail..."

Zhongli said in annoyance

D "Hm?Oh its nice of you to finally join me."
Z "My apologies I am just having trouble with my hair.."
D "*sigh* Here,let me help you."

Diluc said while taking Zhongli's hands and putting then on both sides Zhongli while he turned him around to do his hair.

D "Your hair is really...nice...when it's down..."
Z "Thank you...really.But I personally don't like when it blows in my face." 
D "Ah ok.How would you like your hair then?"
Z "That's what I was having trouble I didn't want to wear the same old low pony tail like usually so...why don't you just surprise me?"
D "Hm...ok."

Diluc put Zhongli's hair in a high bun with his bangs down

D "Here how about this?"
Z "Oh!I really like this,thank you Master Diluc."

Diluc blushed

D "O-Oh-Uhm...y-your welcome!"
Z "Haha your hair looks really good also in high ponytail you should wear it like that more often!"
D "I-I will take that into consideration...t-thank you.*cough cough* Let's just go."

Zhongli nodded with a slight smile
They then both headed out together

Z "So, where are we headed first?"
D "To start off we will be going restaurant I made reservations at.Would you like to take a carriage or walk?"
Z "Hm...walking sounds nice."
D "Ok well let's begin making our way there."

Zhongli let a small laugh before following after Diluc to begin there walk towards the restaurant
2 hours later of walking they finally made it to the restaurant and were quickly seated by the waiters and then they both began to look at the menu when Diluc's suddenly stopped when he noticed something

Z "Hm?...what's wrong Diluc?Are you alright?"
D "Yea,yea I'm alright lower your voice ok?"
Z "What,why?"
D "Ok I don't want to startle you but my brother and his boyfriend (Albedo) just walked in here."
Z "Why would that startle me...are we not a date?"
D "...!J-Just follow me..."

Diluc said yanking Zhongli by the arm into the men's bathroom

Z "Ah!?H-Hey slow down!"

Kaeya quickly turning to the sound of Zhongli's yelp Albedo then looking over too

K "Huh?!Did you hear that Albedo?"
A "Yes.It sounded like Zhongli,no?"
K "Yea...but nobodies there.We probably just misheard a waiter that sounds like Zhongli or something."
A "Most likely...let's just continue eating."
K "Yea..ok"

Moving back to Diluc and Zhongli's pov in the bathroom stall

After Diluc pulled Zhongli into the men's bathroom after making sure no one was in there he quickly pulled Zhongli into a stall and locked it

Z "H-Hey...ok we're in private now give me a explanation."
D "Ugh...ok I didn't want Kaeya to see us ,as if he did he wouldn't let it down that were are "SeCrEtlY DaTiNg AnD wErE gOiNg On A sEcReT dAtE"

Diluc said while trying to mock Kaeyas voice but deep down he knew that wasn't the reason he did what he did

Z "Mm...ok...so do we just wait here till they leave"
D "Y-Yea I guess so..."

Zhongli and Diluc began to get more red in the face by the minute occasionaly getting closer and closer to make more room in the stall
Diluc's hands being on Zhongli's waist and Zhongli's hands being on Diluc's chest while Diluc's legs were in between Zhongli's legs ,Diluc's legs occasionally brushing against Zhongli's (you know what)
Basically to sum it up Diluc is sitting down while Zhongli sits on top of him