Sigh...Another day...wait...another day! Another happy day!
S:
"Woof!"
R:
"Good morning, Spunky!"
...
Something seems a bit off...
"Why is your collar on backwards? Lemme fix that...There, all better!"
S:
"Woof! Woof Woof!"
R:
"You're hungry, aren't you? Let's check if we have some dog food...
Uh...
We're all out, sorry bud!
How about we go to the store to get some more?"
S:
"..."
R:
"I'll take that as a yes. Let's go, Spunk."
As soon as I walked near that door, I saw a black figure in the peephole,
So I asked...
R:
"Uhm...W-who is it...? Heh...Heh..."
???
"Sore wa, Assasin no ie desu ka~?"
It sounded like a women of some kind, was she new to O-Town? Besides, I really didn't understand her...I knew this was rude to say, but...
R:
"I-I am kindly sorry, ma'am, but can you p-please speak english...?"
???:
"E? Ah...Sorry! Sorry! Gomen nē~! I am no english~..."
At this point I was dumbfounded and asked...
R:
"Chinese...? Am I right? Pardon me if not..."
???:
"Īya...No...I am Japanese...Bleghhh~..."
She...or HE seemed like he was gagging...for a hot second...I REALLY wanted to know who I was talking to, so I opened the door to reveal the figure's identity...
And boy I have to tell ya, my heart SUNK!
The figure was appearing to be a wallaby, like me, he had stitches on his legs, arms and face...his brain and his heart were both on the outside of him, the brain had a straw inserted in it and he...was wearing a brown ragged shirt, oh...he wore no sneakers or any type of footwear...crikey!
He...HE HAD NO TAIL!
???:
"Friend? Assasin?"
R:
"..."
Z:
"It's me, Zompai! Your friend~?
R:
"I-I-I...I..."
Z:
"Assasin~??? Dōshita nano?"
R:
"KYAA!!! A ZOMBIE!!"
Z:
"E? GAAAAH!"
R:
"SPUNKY! STAY BACK!!"
Z:
"ASSASIN!!!"
R:
"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL ITTT!!!!"
Z:
"MATTE~!!!"
R:
"E-eh...?"
Z:
"Friend...It's me...Zompai~?"
R:
"I-I'm not whoever's Assasin is...Are you looking for him...?"
Z:
"Assasin is a wallaby...Like me...He was snatched away when we were in a park...sniff...I don't know where he is~!"
Crikey...I felt guilty now!
R:
"Zompai...Please don't cry!"
He started to cry, I felt horrible for freaking out like that...he probably didn't want to hurt anyone but he got pushed and shoved for that...if only I knew what horrors he went through just then when he lost Assasin, I'd help him.
R:
"You said Assasin...Right?"
Z:
"Y-yes..."
R:
"I...I don't know him...But hey, let me introduce myself!"
Z:
"Huh~?"
R:
"I'm Rocko, nice to meet you! You see, me and my dog were just heading out to get some more dog food. Would you like to come with us?"
Z:
"Would I~? I would love that~! Bleghhhh~..."
R:
"Nice! But hey, you look like you need some special care...Are you new to-
He's from japan, dang-nabbit I know that now!
Do you need a babysitter? Just until we find Assasin."
Z:
"Babysitter, yaaaay~..."
R:
"I have to admit...That was adorable, why not keep the lil' fella until Assasin is found? Is that okay, Spunky?
Wait...I don't know how to take care of a zombie..."
Yeah...That's me, willing to take care of a zombie because he's lost his best friend and doesn't know what to do, well, I'll do it for Zompai!
YOU ARE READING
How to take care of a zombie?
Humor((ENG BOOK Ver.)) A zombie that lived in japan has moved to America to find a new home. After Zompai's death, he was reborn as an undead zombie. His goal is to find a place to live. Rocko's job is to take care of a zombie named Zompai, but he doesn'...
