SBI Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes [1]

       Ft: SBI, Beeduo, Mix of both SBI and Beeduo, + Some Extras

Hey! Can I just say that I'm using a generator for all of these, so some of them might be a bit strange lol. Also I tried to change the characters to be just a bit more realistic with the quote, but it's still weird. Okay, that's all!

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Tubbo: "Do I at least get a chance to explain myself?"

Ranboo: "This is America, so nope!"

Tubbo: "This isn't America, this is OHIO!"

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Wilbur: "I can explain."

Techno: "Can you?"

Wilbur: "If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie."

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Techno: "You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works."

Ghostbur, drinking toast: "Why is that?"

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Aliverbur: "Go to hell."

Techno: "I wish I could-"

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Tubbo: "I can't believe you've done this!"

Ranboo: "I'm sorry, I didn't know-"

Tubbo, crying: "YOU CAN'T JUST GET ME GIFTS OUT OF NOWHERE, NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!"

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*Phil helping Tommy out after he gets injured*

Wilbur: "How does Tommy look?"

Techno: "A little better than you, actually."

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Ranboo, texting Tubbo: Hey do you like anyone?

Tubbo: Yeah you

Ranboo: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends.

Tubbo: Oh haha sorry lol-

Tubbo: *Yeah, you?

Ranboo: *Dies inside*

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Squads reactions to being told "I love you,":

Phil: "Thanks fam!"

Techno: "Oh no,"

Tommy: *Cries* "I love you too!"

Wilbur: "Sounds fake but okay."

Ranboo: *A flustered mess*

Tubbo: "Can I get a refund?"

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Tubbo, trying to comfort Micheal: "What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there."

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Phil: "How late were you up last night?"