The Life Of A Pig

A crappy day

"Today's gonna suck, I have a feeling." I thought. I looked outside and saw a huge blanket of grey clouds, "See, it's already gloomy outside". So I got dressed and did the usual stuff, I ate breakfast and brushed my teeth. Soon after, I started heading to school. When I got there I walked to the Cafeteria where me and my friends usually hang out before advisory. The only people there was Tom and Hailey. I asked where everyone else was (I often get left out of the group updates). "Didn't you get the news? Felix just lost one of his family members and Dave is sick" Tom repllied. "Thanks for letting me know sooner." I said sarcastically. "Anyways who did Felix lose?" I asked "His Grandma passed away a couple of days ago" he said. "O..." the bell interupts me. "See you after school guys." I shouted as Tom walked down the branching hallway.

After school I went down to the foyer to meet up with Tom and Hailey. Damn they already left. As I was walking home after a crappy day at school, I noticed Red and Vas were following me. "Shit!" I said under my breath. I started to run, though they were faster. They caught up, and beat the shit out of me. After a while, they left. While I was laying there on the ground I noticed something. I got up to observe the green glow a little closer. It was... it was an Emerald ring! "I'M RICH!!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs! So I put it on

"How would he put it on, he's a pig?" In this book pigs are basically humans with a pinkish skin tone, same with all the other mobs, creepers are humans with green hair with red eyes and they're usually always upset. Endermen are humans with black hair and purple eyes etc. More on this in it's own book!

Suddenly I blacked out. I woke up some time later in this state of trance almost. I was concious I could see but I couldn't move. I was aware of everything that was happening. I could hear everything, feel everything. It was amazing so amazing I couldn't move myself, wait how did I know that? Damn is this thing making me smarter too? "THANK YOU GOD!" I thought to myself knowing I couldn... I just realized I can move, though not how I would normally. I have to tell the muscles what to do I actually have to think about how I'm going to move my arm. "Well this is awkward" I thought to myself, as my arm was flailing around.

-2 Hours Later-

I woke up, "Damn it was just a dream" I said to myself as I stood up. I need to get home, it's late and dad is probably pissed. As I was walking it started to rain, "Of course it starts to rain" I thought. After a while I made it home. Dad gave me the usual "Where the hell were you?" speech. After I was done so called "listening" to his speech, I ran up stairs to get on my computer so I could check for some updates from my favorite creators. "Yes!" I exclaimed a new "Kyu's Guide To Living With Endermen" update!

Aw Grempar1 hasn't updated his Space Legacy mod yet. His mod was the only reason I played "Space Legacy". Well that, and it's a good game. Okay at least Link updated his book, so I can read that.

-After a couple hours of internet browsing and pretending to code-

"John, it's time to go to bed." My dad said.

"Can I stay up a bit longer?" I replied.

"No, you need to get up for school tomorrow." he said

"Fine."