two dogs pant and bark, watch the cat next door
they bark and they yell and I ask what for?
its slimy! its evil! it must be gone
their voices trail back in a whiny tone.
lets invite it over, see what it says?
no! please dad! if so, we will make it dead!
don't be silly, you dogs are a fine mess.
oh what would we wear? oh how would we dress?
something with a collar, please just do your best.
we invited her, she took our request
and quickly came in, pranced right through the door.
both dogs hot panting, their toungues on the floor
purring, she said, how about some advice?
yes, they said meekly? she slapped them both TWICE!
