𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 (𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍)

.・゜゜・SEVENTEEN .・゜゜・

Out of all the things Joe could've done he got us a reality TV show I woke up and walked to the bathroom took a shower I looked down shit I'm on my period

I got up and walked out the room I walked down the stairs "Good morning "Natalie says " good morning"I said walking to the kitchen doing my normal making a fruit bowl

Guess who's going to hunters room MEEEEEE
I just walked in his room"what's wrong "he asks "cramps" I said sitting on his bed kicking Gavin and luke off the bed"Go away"I said looking at them"then where do we sit"they ask

"The floor"I answer eating the fruit "Um what's your favorite song"Gavin asked" Her favorite song is gravity by tyler the creator and brent Faiyaz, you are my high by DJ snake and dark red by Steve Lacy"hunter says how the helll-

"Okay so just tell me everything about your self now" luke says "I'm Sixteen Scorpio don't really like being one I don't like you and the other one I'm a female my favourite food is anything the chef makes me and I'm on my period and two dumb motherfuckers won't leave me alone" I smile

I got up and walked towards hunter"yes bub"he asked"can we get sushi"I ask with a smile on my face he went to doordash"what kind"he asked "my favorite" I said as he grabbed my waist and put me on his lap"and Starbucks"I ask "your really lucky I love you" he said kissing my neck

Oh and I had to take my snake back they said he had some type of disease"wait you only said you don't like us so you love us"luke asked"Ten percent "I say"Her love for us is ten percent" they celebrate"wait your bisexual right"Gavin asked

"Yes" I answer "have you ever had a girlfriend" he asks "yeah her name was Scarlett she was crazy as hell"I said while hunter went down stairs because there was a knock we followed him I stood behind the door "Hi does robin live here" it was fucking Scarlett

"No sorry" Hunter lies "well do you know where I can find her"she smiled" She out of town went paris for a photoshoot "he says"oh okay sorry" she said turning around as soon as I was about to step out she blocked the door with her foot "could I come in" she asked"sorry no we're busy"hunter says"oh could I get a cup of water"

"Sure" he says awkwardly she started playing Dark red "if she don't come out his whole body is going to be covered in dark red I'll make sure of that"she says " holy shit"luke says"sorry didn't see you guys there"she maniacally giggles

"Here you go keep the cup" hunter said giving her the cup "thank you" I watched her reach in her pocket slowly "close the door" Gavin whispers hunter closed the door all we hear is something hit the door and her scream I looked out the window this bitch was just mad

"Stop getting the toxic ones" hunter said looking at me"I didn't know the bitch was crazy the first time she looked normal so fucking gorgeous but I didn't know"I say as we all go back to his room we walked past Natalies room she was getting RAILED  the boys walked in the room guess who's about to get on their nerves me

"SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM" I yelled opening the door they screamed I walked in hunters room and got on his bed "what if Eve didn't really eat the apple and Adam just lied on here and that's why you bitches have Adam apples " I say"who taught the first teacher "I ask.

" how the hell do you think of this shit "hunter asked "I don't know"I shrug closing my eyes next thing I knew there was sushi and not a cake pop but A FRAPPUCCINO I took out my phone just to make a tiktok " I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND FOR A CAKE POP BUT I GOT A FRAPPUCCINO A 10.56 DOLLAR FRAPPUCCINO "I yelled

"it's my favorite one tooo"I smile I post the video " thank you bub"I said hugging him "your welcome" he said kissing my head"yOuR WeLcOme"Luke mocked making me and Gavin burst out laughing

"If we go swimming would robins period blood attract the sharks"hunter asked " no"luke says
"Let's go swimming after I finish my food"I say

Hunter got up and went to the bathroom I watched as Gavin tried to grab my sushi okay don't be mad at me okay you would do the same I grabbed my chop sticks and staged his hands with it he had blisters and a scar

I watched as he started crying " shut the hell up"hunter said coming out"your girlfriend just stabbed me with her fucking chopsticks "Gavin cried" did you try to steal her food"he asked "yeah" he said cooling off

"How do you not see the reason why"he asked looking him in the eye" she's once cut the tip of my finger for that"hunters says"shut up you don't remember anything"I said pulling his hair DID THIS BITCH JUST MOAN

"So we all just gonna ignore that" I ask "yep" luke says I just gave the rest of my food to them and got up I went natalies room the was still having sex "I'm not here" I said walking in I went in her closet and grabbed a swimsuit the cover got ripped off

"Perfect couple Natalie got a ass and he has long dick" I say "oops I'm sorry" I said walking out I got into this swimsuit

I walked outside my room to see the boys I slapped hunters ass "sometimes I ask myself did your parents drop you as a baby" hunter says

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I watched them go in the water while I sat in the car toooo coooolllllllldddddddd I didn't think this through I rolled down the window while looking at hunters ass I took a picture

robin-_-

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robin-_- THICK MF {tagged hunter.biden}
cylia. chasman sometimes I forget you're a celebrity
robin-_-  replying to cylia. chasman I forget sometimes too 🤦🏻‍♀️

"SHE TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASS" is all I heard hunter yell making me burst out laughing

I'm bored so give me ideas for the next chapter

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