+.°Helluva Boss Parent Scenarios°.+

How they find you-

This is just how they come to be your parents ig-

Blitzo-

He was doing paperwork one day, making poorly spelled fliers, the usual, and he heard a knock on his office door. He opened it and something was immediately shoved into his hands and the doorframe was left empty. He stared at Moxxie, who was sitting on the couch across from his office, with a 'What the actual fuck?' look on his face. Mox just shrugged and went back to his reading. Blitzo looked down at what he had been 'given' and tossed some of the blankets that were on top of it to the side. Moxxie scoffed and picked up the blankets, leaving the room. Blitzo stared down at the tiny demon in his hands and glanced at the piece of paper that was attached to the basket it was in.

"Jemma/Jeremy.... Nah. That's a lame ass name. I'll call you... Y/N. MOX! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE WE'VE GOT A BIT OF A SITUATION HERE!!" He exclaimed, coaxing Moxxie into the room. The smaller imp just stared at the baby and then rolled his eyes, flipping Blitzo off as if to say 'Not my problem' and left.

Nicknames:
-Little Shit
-Hun
-Munchkin
-Pony

Moxxie/Millie-

I imagine you're either their actual birth child or maybe they find you-

This is the situation if they find you:

Moxxie and Mollie were taking a stroll through imp city until they heard faint sobs. They sounded high pitched yet frail, at least according to Millie's sharp hearing. Moxxie just wanted to continue walking, but Mills refused to continue. She ran through every nearby alleyway until she found a small demon in a worn down basket with a few thin blankets scattered across the alley. It seemed like some drunken, careless parents had tossed the baby into the alleyway along with some blankets, hoping that they could figure it out themselves. The black-haired imp rushed to the basket and cradled the tiny demon in her arms.

"Oh, Maw-xxie!!" She exclaimed, exaggerating the 'o' in 'Moxxie'. "We just HAVE to keep her/him/them!" Moxxie just sighed, pinching the bridge if his nose.

"Fine.. I mean, they are kind of cute... Just- just don't let boss see them until we figure all this out!" The short imp spat, taking the baby in his arms.

"Too late!" A familiar voice said from behind, the voice being followed by the click and flash of a camera. Moxxie heard Blitzo running off before he could even react, leaving him an annoyed, anxious mess.

Nicknames:
-Sweetie [both]
-Sweetcakes [Millie]
-Darlin' [Millie]
-Little Composer [Moxxie, I hc him as a former musician before he worked at IMP]

Loona-

Basically someone just left ya on the front desk as if you were a package that she ordered, but if that package was crying.... And jerking around.... Yeah it wasn't anything like if she ordered a package BUT you were in an Amazon-like box. (Cause we cant have Amazon, that's copywrited!)

Nicknames:
-Little box baby
-Babe
-Pup

Stolas-

I really doubt that him and Stella would get together and have another kid so thats out of the picture-

Stolas was prancing around his palace when he heard cries from downstairs. He immediately thought that it was Via, but when he saw her she was sitting in a chair on her phone, completely oblivious due to her earbuds. The tall owl hummed in confusion until he walked closer to the large door at the front of the palace. He heard the cries get louder as he approached the tall doors that ended just a few feet above his eye level. He swung the doors open dramatically only to hear the cries below him get louder and more shakey. He looked down and saw a tiny (insert animal of your choice) demon. He cradled the baby and brought it inside. He got offerings sometimes. Fruit baskets, jewelery, but never CHILDREN. The tall prince shushed the child and rocked it into a calm state, to Octavia's surprise. She stared at him before shrugging and looking back at the window that she had been staring through. Stolas rushed up the stairs and sat her/him/them inside of one of their many guest rooms.

"Shh... It's alright. Hmm.." He looked at the name tag attached to the blankets that the child had been wrapped in. "Y/N... What an exquisite name! Come along, my little moonshine!!" He picked up Y/N once again, this time walking off to give the tiny baby a tour of the palace.

Nicknames:
-My little moonshine
-Darling
-Mini ruler
-Little Gift

Octavia-

Via was sitting alone until something was chucked through her OPEN window. She stared at the small thing until it began to wail in fear. The teen ran up to the bundle and took it in her arms, lulling it to sleep. She went up to the window and closed it before flipping off the people who had thrown the baby.

"Never thought I'd be a teen mom but here we are." The angsty owl mumbled. The baby giggled, as blankets began to fall from its face. "You look like a Y/N... Uh- DAD!! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

Nicknames:
-Mini me
-Stress reliever [She refers to you as that to other people, since her whole family situation is very stressful for a girl still in puberty]

Verosika-

"Hey ya dumb floozy!" Called the annoyingly loud voice of the pink demon's ex. "Catch!!"

Verosika saw something coming towards her. She caught it, since it wasn't too big and it looked fairly soft. Loud crying that could be heard for miles came from the small bundle. Veri glared at Blitzo as he ran away and carelessly moved blankets from the bundle.

"A fucking baby?! Where did he- Hey!" She said as the small demon pulled at her hair. "Maybe I'll keep you. Ya seem like you could grow up into a raging diva just like me! I'll call you Y/N. How does that sound?" The baby giggled and smiled, showing its toothless gums. Verosika tapped the child's nose and walked off to her mansion, lying the baby down on the couch.

"Sluts!! Get down here, we've got a new addition!" She called, getting the baby's attention. She watched as her friends walked down the stairs and stared at the baby on the couch.

"Veri I thought you said no getting knocked up. And when were you ever pregnant?!" Milky spat, rubbing her eyes.

"Yeah!! What gives?!!" Ace agreed, getting Veri a bit angry.

"Silence!! This is Y/N and they arE NOT MINE. I'm just keeping them for the time being. Plus, imagine how loyal a child who was raised by us would be!" The pink demon responded, calming down a bit. The crew all either nodded or rolled their eyes and went back to what they were doing.

Nicknames:
-Little sucker
-Dickhead
-Mini slut [Not a very good thing to call a baby but this is Verosika we're talking about]

Striker-

Probably given to him by one of his fans because those simps would do anything to be near him.

Nicknames:
-Partner
-Honeysuckle
-Starfire

That's it. Until next time, folks!
~Author-Chan