an alien tries to take over earth

" You mean rock of the ages over their."

" Don't call me that." Loki sneered.

" Darling don't say that I quiet like the nickname, it suits you." Frigga smiled.

" Mother!!" Loki and Thor looked at their mother in shock.

No I mean Thanos

" Thanos!!" The guardians and asgardians shouted.

" What's so bad about this Thanos?" Tony asked.

You will find out soon

" he means get lost squidward."

" I thought he looked like Voldermort but he does also look like squidward." Peter muttered and Ned agreed.

Ned had grabbed a piece of paper from his backpack and was jotting down his favour lines when Peter nudged him making him look at the screen and hear that before writing it.

" What are you weirdos doing?" Mj looked at the two boys.

" Writing down Tony Stark comebacks to use." Peter said.

" Why do I hang out with you weird people?" Mj whispered to herself.

" I love that." Shuri said.

" Have you ever tried a shawarma? there is a shawama joint two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I want to try it."

" You've never tried a shawarma Mr Stark!!" Peter looked at his idol in shock.

" I have now kid." this made Peter blush in embarrassment.

" We are not finished yet."

" and then shawama after."

" Its good to meet you Dr banner. your work on antielectronic collision is unparallel and I am a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into a green rage monster."

" You shouldn't say that Tony!!" Pepper groaned.

" But I did." He said proud of his self.

" thanks."

" Poor Bruce." Sam said.

" I am iron man."

" Cause if all we come at him with plucky attitude."

" Plucky!!!" Sam laughed.

" Shut up pigeon." Tony said.

" Who are you calling a pigeon?" Sam said offended.

" You idiot." Bucky whispered.

" I heard that." Sam shouted at Bucky.

" You were supposed to." Bucky said back.

The room was getting louder and louder to the point where you couldn't hear your own thoughts.

" Guys shut it." Steve shouted which made everyone shut up.

" Is this what men are like in the future?" Peggy whispered to Natasha.

" Yes they are more immature when they aren't with lots of people." Natasha replied.

" They haven't changed." Peggy looked at Natasha and they both rolled there eyes with each other.

" Dude don't call us plucky. we don't know what it means alright."

" That is true." Rocket said shrugging.

" focus up ladies. good evening and welcome to the bearthing sweet. I am pleased to announce the immiment arrival of you bouncing badass big brother."

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