Btw it isn't just spooky boyz it's hat fucks too
シシシシシシ𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸✌︎✌︎✌︎✌︎✌︎✌︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
Roy: How stupid do you think I am?!
Ross: You really want an honest answer to that?
LMAO IM SORRY THE WEBSITE I USE MADE ROSS VIOLENT AND SARCASTIC AHHA SORRY
Pump: What's it like being tall? Is it Nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Robert: we live in constant fear of the short ones, who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Roy: IT WAS ONE TIME-
(It originally put Ross at the end but Roy is the shortest so it fits better)
Skid: Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my actions.
(Skid no)
Ross: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Pump, holding a plushie: a doll.
Skid: a cinnamon roll.
Roy: a sweetheart.
Ross:
Ross:...
Ross: stop it.
(Pfft- okay)
Skid: Come on, pump! How many times do I have to apologise?
Pump: once!
Skid:..no.
(I can hardly see what I'm typing cuz my thing has a dark background and the text is black for some reason- help-)
Robert: where's pump?
Ross: don't worry, I'll find him.
Ross, shouting: Skid sucks!
Pump, in the distance, shouting back: Skid is the best person ever! Screw you!
Ross: found him.
(Great job frog man)
Roy: Youre a lying piece of shit!
Robert: oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Pump: I'm leaving and I'm taking skid with me!
Ross, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today-
(Yeah I think so too)
Roy: Robert is missing.
Ross: good.
(See? Told you perchance.org made Ross a bitch)
Robert: I have a problem.
Pump: kill it.
Robert: can you chill for like, one second?
(Yes pump please chill)
Skid: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
(No, skid, that's prison-)
Pump: can I ask a dumb question?
Skid: better than anyone I know.
(Skid, I-(
Yeah I cba to do anymore cuz I type on mobile and it's 10pm
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