Another fart of me (A Captain EO fart story)

Chapter three: I don't want to be your lover

"Oh you quirky worthless manchild." Bonfire said. "TAKE HIM TO MY FRIGGING DUNGEON!!!". The guards tried to escort  EO to the dungeon, but no matter how, EO managed to escape... well he was. until, he found out another power of his. he can actually fart lasers out of his butt. EO moonwalked closer and closer to the gaurds. and as he finally stopped them, he farted red, blue, green and purple bolts out of his caboose.
*Prrrrrrt!!!* *Zaaaarrrp!* *Fllliing* *Prrrrrrrrrpppttt!!!*
this not only turned the gaurds into good guys, but it set everyone, including the Supreme leader's daughter Culture free from the dungeon and jail cells. EO and the victims sung and danced to I Don't want to be your lover by Rick Astley.

I don't want to be your lover

Last night I heard you creeping
I was almost sleeping
When I heard you come home
You knew I loved you madly
And I would gladly
Do anything for you

You climbed the stairs to heaven
But you may never climb those steps again
You thought you'd be forgiven
But I was driven to make you understand

I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your head
I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your bed

Tell me how you could do it
Why put me through it
When you said you'd be true
You said that it was nothing
But it was something
And sometimes that's enough

So climb the stairs to heaven
But you may never climb those steps again
You thought you'd be forgiven
But I was driven to make you understand

I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your head
I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your bed

You climbed the stairs to heaven
But you may never climb those steps again
You thought you'd be forgiven
But I was driven to make you understand

I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your head
I don't want to be your lover
When there's another lover in your bed

Bonfire laughed evilly.  "Oh you stupid idiotic person. I will get my revenge and it's the last thing i do!!!". Bonfire tried to fight EO so that world domination can still go on. but EO kept farting more colorful lasers from behind.
*Zzzzziiiing!!!* *Brrrrllllppptt!!!* *Vrooooot!* *Fllaaaaarp!!!*
"What?! you actually fart lasers?! how hideous!!!" Bonfire exclaimed with offence and shock. speaking of shock, the bolts shocked Bonfire so badly, that he fell to the ground with a loud THUD. he was still alive, but he was aching so much, that he could barely get up to finish the battle of the twins. the victms and EO's crew cheered and chanted EO's name. EO turned to Culture, he was holding a diamond ring from his pocket. "Culture, this may be hard to say... but... will you marry me?" EO asked in a soft voice. "Of course EO!" Culture said happily. she and EO hugged each other. EO accidentally let a normal fart loose.
*Flarrp!!*
"uh, EO? Did you fart?" Culture asked. "Yes honey babe, that was totally me." EO said embarrassed, but smiling. but they  both still agreed to get married.