The sun was rising over the horizon welcoming in a new day, tamas 18th birthday. He wasn't excited at all, there was only one thing he wanted ,but it would be impossible to even get. He went downstairs to greet his parents as they handed him an envelope containing £30. His parents never got him actual gifts because the things he wanted were , well , considered childish and his parents were to embarrassed to buy that for there now adult son, but the things he wanted to do with these items were far from it.
After he took the £30 from his parents he rushed back to his room locking the door behind and turning on his mac . He opened up amazon and started searching , but unfortunately after all his efforts his search had again failed. To his knowledge a fuckable-life size megatron will never exist.
Disappointed he turned off his mac and rested his head on his limited edition megatron mouse pad and closed his eyes.
