Once upon a time in 2018/2019,there was a little boy named Tyler.He was 11 years old.His mom had to own a lot of bug spray because his mom would treat him like a bug because Tyler was vicious.He liked to play board games,he was getting 100s in every class,and he does not like sports at all.His mom makes him do bug stuff like,sleep in a cocoon,eat insects and roll around in dirt.
DING DONG.
"AHHH TYLER IS HERE,HIDE QUICK,''said Daniella,to her friend Hannah.Daniella and Hannah are the people that go to school with Tyler,they are his neighbors and always hangout,without Tyler.But they heard a loud scream.
"TYLER FIX YOUR COCOON THAT YOU SLEEP IN,IF I FIX MY BED,THEN YOU HAVE TO FIX YOUR COCOON".That was very embarrassing for Tyler because he has a huge crush on himself and does not want to be embarrassed.
"MOM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,I SLEEP IN A NORMALLY BED LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE."Tyler's face was turning red,then he stormed out of the house to his comfort place,the nearby garbage chute.He said to himself,I am so popular and everyone likes me.I'm doing really good in life.I should really keep up the great work that I'm doing.
But then Hannah and Daniella showed up and said, "Why are you here, that is so gross,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,Tyler there is a rat on your head.AND IT IS EATING YOUR HAIR".Then Tyler's sister Brianna showed up and said that Tyler is very weird and comes here all of the time.
"He likes rats in his hair,''Brianna said.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwww,that is so gross,Tyler you should take a shower. Asap. Then Tyler's mom showed up and said
"Tyler I thought you were missing,I told the mail man to look for you.
" But, mom... no one will care enough to look for me!" Tyler cried
"NO,I'M NOT EVERYBODY THINKS I'M AN ALIEN".
"BUT IT IS SO UNFAIR,BRIANNA IS THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE STATE,AND EVERYBODY LIKES HER".
" Thank y'all," Brianna said.
"I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME". Tyler screeched.
Then everyone says "Tyler!" as he ran away in the woods,with nothing to survive with.:>
" What an idiot," Hannah said.
"He'll get lost in a few hours. Don't worry." Tyler's mom said.
"I really don't care because I have Brianna.And he is such a wimp.He will come back home soon." Tyler's mom doesn't usually pick favorites, but deep inside, she knows that Brianna is the better child.
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Tyler's VERY FAKE Life
Humor*DISCLAIMER* This story is fiction and not in real life, Tyler is a wonderful person. He is not a bug. not a Creep. Not a Monster and not a SHEEP. He is also not the king of the jungle.
