You were a segzy sloth all the other sloths wanted. One day you were at a hotub with your not as segzy sloth friends. A kinda gross smelling male sloth came over two you guys talking and bathing.
???: "Hey laidies, what are you doing this fine morning?"
'Its the afternoon.' You thought; to yourself. Other than him smelling like donkey arse, and being kinda stupid, he was cute. Y/n usually never actually thought that to other sloths. The disgusting smelling sloth sat infront of you and your friends.
Sid: "My name is Sidney, but you hotties can call me Sid."
Him sitting in the hot bubbling water made it smell disgusting. Flies surrounded his face. Crust was in his eyes. So much crust to be exact that you could hear him blink. He had alot of lice and other disgusting bugs crawling around on his short fur.
Sid kept his disgustingly crusty eyes on you.
Your friends walked away because the water now smelt as if a dog took a fat shite in a oven ,closed it, turned it on max, then left it to cook.
Sid: "Now that we are finally alone, do you want to go on a date?"
Y/n: "I would love too, how about we go to a nice restaurant that Ive heard about."
Sid: "Ok ill pick you up tomorrow afternoon."
It was getting dark the water smelled really bad, probably because Sid took a fat shite in the water.
The next day, you were picked up by segzy Sid. You both were sitting at the table, sid ordered bugs, and you ordered 《insert food here:》after a couple minutes of awkwardly talking and eating.
Sid started to look sick, he them projectile vomited all over you and your food.
You had enough.
You pulled out a makeshift knife that you hid with under your thicki nicki thighs, and slit his throat.
His corpse somehow managed to already start molding, collecting flies, and somehow managed to stink more than he already did.
The end.
