Shiny Buns & Soggy Fries

"hnngh, w-wait.. slow down!" mcdonald's cried, his hands coming forward to try and push burger king away. "please, s t-too much.. i h-hate it! mfhm~" the younger protested again, burger king only increasing the movement of his hips.

"how ironic, huh? aren't you supposed to say 'i'm lovin it'?" burger king teased, a shit-eating smirk across his lips. "guess people like you really can't be satisfied."

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"how pathetic." burger king scoffed, watching mcdonald's commerical for their new burger.

'try our new burger! better than some resturant that rhymes with kurger bing.' the sound blasting from burger king's tv.

burger king could not believe his eyes, watching as the burger he created first was being displayed by his arch-nemesis; mcdonald's.

"someone please get mr. donald on the phone." burger king stood straight on his throne, adjusting the crown on his head and waiting for his secretary to put that bastard on the line.

"yellow! you've reached mcdonald's personal cell, i'm not here at the moment so please speak at the beep." mcdonald's voicemail resonated around burger king's office, only infuriating the older even more.

"well, if he's not there. i'll just find him myself." burger king grumbled, getting up from his throne and walking out his office.

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"burger king.. you are the bane of my existence." mcdonald's sighed, his legs crossed together and head shaking in disappointment.

"atleast i don't steal burger recipes." burger king argued, fists tightening at his side. "take that shit off of your menu, it's bad for my business."

"aw, is widdol buga king angy?" mcdonald's cooed, reaching over to pinch king's cheek as if he was some toddler. "is kingie gonna tell his mommy if i don't?" mcdonald's cooed once again, his lips jutting out and eyes sparkling with amusement at the sight of burger king getting furious at him.

burger king slapped the younger's hand away, scoffing in digust before crossing his arms together in disbelief. "look, just stay away from me and my menu & i'll stay away from yours. got it?"

"oo, but what if i don't want to? what's widdol kingie gonna do about it?" mcdonald's annoyingly babying continued again, burger king slowly starting to lose his patience.

"you really wanna play like that?" burger king questioned, leaning both arms on the table and leaning dangerously close to mcdonald's face.

"try me." mcdonald's bit back, a devious smirk forming on his lips.

"okay, but you're asking for it. just know that this entire shit-hole you call a fastfood chain will go down in ashes." burger king retorted, looking into mcdonald's eyes for any sign of fear or regret. there wasn't any, and if king wasn't so mad he'd almost impressed. almost.

"ooh, that all you got? gonna drop the 'burn in ashes' bomb? please, my grandma could do better, and she's a sack of ash herself." mcdonald's laughed to himself, eyebrow quirking up to see if burger king had anything else to say.

"if you don't have anything to say you can leave, dear. i have more things to worry about than some hot-headed prince." mcdonald's scoffed, getting up to pour himself a glass of champagne. "the nerve on some people." he said while swishing the liquid in his cup, taking it down like a champ while making intense eye contact with king.

"buhbye~" he said with a pearly smile, a small fit of giggles following after burger king as he angrily left the establishment.