Michael Jackson x Reader

Chapter 1

Hi, i'm y/n... I'm what you'd call... Abnormal. I never listen to pop music. I think pop music is for low life buttholes who have itchy legs and probably enjoy spinach. I on the other hand, LOVE rock. My favorite rock band is Peanut Heartbreak. One day, I was walking to the bus stop. Here's what went down:
"Y/N! I haven't seen you in a while!" My friend Wanda said. Wanda was the type of girl to accidentally shit herself if her crush talks to her! It's probably because she has digestive problems, and constantly has to wear a diaper. I went to a sleepover of her's once, and she has a whole closet dedicated to diapers! It's so cute, but kinda weird...
"Hey Wanda! Yeah, i've been missing a lot of school. You see, my mom got lung cancer after hooking up with my little brother's gym teacher! Quite cray cray isn't it?!" I said with a big smile.
"Oh! Wow!" Wanda said shocked.
"But yeah, i'm back. What's up?" I said.
"I'm going to a Michael Jackson concert, and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me?" Wanda said.
"OHHHHH HELLL NAWHHHBBRUH i don't do pop music. I only listen to rock." I said.
"C'mon! You HAVE to go. Besides, they're serving carrots and peanut butter there." Wanda said smirking.
Oh boy do I sure love peanut butter and carrots. It's my favorite snack, I could eat it for the rest of my life. If I had to marry a food, and make children with it, and put all my life into it, I'd do that with carrots and peanut butter.
"Fine... I'll go. But... I probably won't like it." I said unamused.
"Yaya! Meet me at the children's playground tonight at 6:30 PM. I'll meet you there" She said.

A/N:
Hey besties! It's Scout. I am the best wattpad author you could ever come across in your entire living goddamn existence. You're probably LOVING my fanfiction so far. And if you aren't, you're probably a vegan, who HATES cheddar popcorn. Shame on you, you goddamn idiot. Anyways, thanks for reading the first chapter! I'll be publishing the next one, whenever I want. This is MY life, and don't fucking expect me to post a story on here when I HAVE A LIFE!! YeaH, take that covid. Anyways, if you want to send me pictures of your feet, don't be shy! I wont be doing anything weird with those photos, I promise. Your feet is safe with me. Anyways, i'm going to go grab some popcorn and arizona. Thanks for reading the first chapter. Toodaloo! Don't forget to shit, otherwise you're going to experience digestive problems just like that bitch Wanda does. Not Wanda Maximoff by the way, she's cool.