okay i have nothing better to do so i'm writing this, it's based off of the tangled story, but i've added some of my own characters and stuff :)
enjoyyyyy~ 💀
your pet- a colour changing....fish- benimaru, tries frantically to hide behind a plant pot
*slaps open windows* "hA!"
"hm fam, i wonder where my g benimaru could possibly be 🗿" you said
*grabs fish with hair (tf)*
"GATCHA BITCH"
"that's 69 for me, how about 69 out of 420?"
"oKaY well, what do you want to do 🌝"
*fish points with non existent fingers outside*
" :/ yeah..... nah-"
"fam here is better and you know it, daddy (pls help me) gons be mad sus if we're gone 💀"
"oH cOmE oN benimaru, iTs nOt tHat bAd iN tHeRe"
*music plays 🗿"
(dis song is a bop doe)
*proceeds to sing about what time you wake up and how fuckjng bored you are and idek how your not mentally insane by now you've been stuck in a tall house for 18 years- also i can't be bothered to type out the whole song so there u go :) *
*sings about shrek fireworks tomorrow yay birthday funky fresh*
omg it's time for flynn LMAO
flynn yeets down the side of the- ...roof? with his two best mates Hikaru and Kaoru
*jumps cutely*
"well damn this place is super shiny lmao"
"rIdEr! cOmE oN!"
"hold on, yeh this is epic gois y'know what, a castle seems great rn 🗿"
"wE dO tHe jOb, yOu cAn bUy yOur oWn cAsTLe 💀"
*flynn gets yeeted into the castle thing lmao*
ACHOOOOOOO
bless you 😀
wAiT.
hehe he's gone, bai bitch
bois i still want a castle :)
-skip to y/n-
"mans this is a v big day init" *collects drugs- i mean paints"
"init i'm finally gon ask father dearest if i can leave this damn tall house 🗿"
"y/nnnnn~ let down your- can't say hair thats copying 💀 Y/NNNNN~ let down you- ...puebes!"
*proceeds to hide fish 🗿"
"Y/N MY WAIST AINT GONNA BE CINCHED IF IM DOWN ERE 😀"
"coming father dearest 🪳"
*lets down ....puebes- cutely*
ow that must hurt like a bitch-
"hii 🌸✨❤️ welcome home father"
"y/n 💀⛓🖤 how do u manage to do that like everytime don't your damn puebes hurt"
*boops nose cutely* "biiiitch u take to long" "chile anyways, so"
(best part in the whole movie:)
"y/n look in the mirror
y'know what i see. a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. (idk hisoka is a young lady now)
oh look your here too *LAUGHS*"
"jk jk hehehe 🙂"
"okay so father dearest as i was saying- 🗿"
"i'm feeling not so fabulous darling, would you sing for me dear :)"
