The three began to knock over trash cans, kick poles, and throw darts everywhere, which pierces Kevin Hart in the head. Kevin Hart then says the most unfunniest joke you've ever heard, which causes the entire park to laugh hysterically. He then died and the entire park goes silent. You run and steal a nearby family's food in search of bananas to appease the little men. You find one and rush to them, "Here, this is what you wanted right?" you say handing them the banana.
"BANANA!" The three cheer taking the banana. It's gone in seconds.
You then hear sirens screaming in the distance, you quickly decide to book it. And by book it, you literally ran to the library to grab the new installment of Warrior Cats. However your search was unsuccessful, until suddenly a book fell from the case. You realize it's the book you've been looking for!
"Hey!" says an unknown person, You look up through the book case to see Logan Paul glancing back at you.
"That's mine! Give it to me now! *fortnite dance*". Feeling threatened, you decide to run out the library, seeing a glance of the minions and quickly running in the opposite direction. You run as fast as your 52 year old legs can take you, back to the cardboard box where you live. You arrive and find that your house has been raided. All of your bananas are gone!
They're here...
You notice three oval shaped shadows slowly blanketing your shoes, only to look behind you and see them...
it was the minions, and some white man who has schizophrenia.
"BANANA!" exclaimed Bob
"BANANA BANANA!" shouted Stuart
(*it seems they aren't quite satisfied with one banana*)
They all begin to pursue you into the back of the alley way...
Only for you to flex your master parkour skills you learned from some dude on youtube! You quickly somersault and grab onto the wall, repeating the process until you reach the roof. You then blast out of there at full speed.
"CACAW" you screech
Your nearly dead eagle quickly flies into action as you jump off the side of the roof, carrying you to safety.
The straight white male takes a huge camera out of his ass and yells at the top of his lungs for everyone to hear, " What is up youtube today, me and the group of children are going to kill this innocent person LIVE!" He then grabs each of the minions and proceeds to run straight up the walls towards you. Midair, your fatass rips off the feet off the eagle, killing it. You land on your feet and lock your knees which causes your knees to explode. You are now immobilized. YOu pray that someone will come to save you, then you hear a car honking it's horn.
"Yo, you needed some help?" says the voice, you turn your head to see who it is. Why it's none other than the famous host of popular tv show Family Guy, Peter Griffin! You quickly hop on into the car and you all drive away, leaving the Minions and Logan Paul in the dust.
YOU ARE READING
Stuart, Bob, and Kevin x Reader
HorrorThis abomination of a story was made by two idiots. i apologize if we ruined your day or possibly life, or something idk read it
