𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑠~ 𝑅𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑛 𝐵𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑦 𝐼𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠

𝐹𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛~ 𝑈𝑛𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠

The boy looked at his friend while Robin wheezed in the corner.

"Let's stay in here. It's quite cozy actually." I suggested, laying on the floor.

Robin screwed her eyebrows up at me.
"It stinks like pee what're you on about."

"OH YEAH LOL I PEED EARLIER" Steve shouted, looking proud of himself. Idiot.

The moving floor slammed onto the stable floor. I hit my head really hard. That's probably not good.

"Right, get out, we're walking home."

This silly little boy was telling me what to do. I don't think so Mr. What's his name anyway? Oh yeah Dustbin. DUSTBIN? HAHAHAHHAAH

"Shush Dustbin" LOL HE LOOKS SO MAD!

"Y/n, it's Dustin."

"Yeah yeah."

Oh my god look how cool they look in their uniforms. There's like five men running at me. Am I really that attractive? Of course I am.

"GO GO GO GO GO" the bin boy pushed me.

"WOOOOOOOO" Robin screamed after making a comment about how good the air tastes. What a weirdo. Who even does that?

Lol I have no idea where we are right now. I'm saying right now a lot in my head right now. HAHAHAHAH I DID IT AGAIN. I'm so funny.

This corridor is really bland. It hurts my eyes. It's almost as pale as me actually. I'm literally a ghost.

Oh my GOD it's a CINEMA!! And it's showing that film where the boy bangs his mom. Incest is NOT okay kids.

"Lol what're we doing here" I said as Steve stuck his hand in the bin. What a scrounger. Oh my god he's got popcorn. It was worth it.

"Go and sit down for god sake." The small one said.

"DON'T SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VEINNNNN" I pushed him, causing Robin to laugh. She's pretty when she does that. What's happening.

"Piss off y/n." Dustbin said. I didn't listen.

"Woah we are way to close." Steve complained, throwing himself onto the chair.
"Then don't watch the movie."
"We WANNA watch it" Robin joined.
"Then WATCH IT!"

"Jeez calm down dad." Steve giggled which CRACKED ME UP. Isn't it the other way round? Mother Stevie? HAAAA MOTHER STEVIE. That's his new name now. No questions.

The two demon children left us, what idiots.
"Guys I'm bored let's goooooo" I moaned causing some fool behind me to SHUSH me. No one shushes me. Like ever. What the hell.
I'm leaving.

"Woahhh wait up!" Robin whisper shouted, causing me to move faster. They hate me lol.

-

"So Alex p. Keaton was tryna bang his mom?"
Steve asked, shoving his mouth over the water fountain. Is that even his name? Alex? Keaton? Heaton? I don't fucking know.

"Yes but he went back in time so he didn't knowwwww he was doing that." Robin rolled her eyes, punching his arm.

"But it's called back to the future, whys he back in time?"

"Cause he had to go back in time to go back to the future duh" I replied, staring at the lights on the roof.
Wow. They're amazing.

"It's my turn dingus" I heard Robin shove him outta the way to drink some nasty tap water.
Steve wandered over to me. Why.

"These are amazing."
"My thoughts exactly Mother Stevie."
"Wha-?"
"Shut up."
"Okay."

"Robin look at this."
Robin ran into me. Dude. HAAAAAA that word made me laugh earlier.

Oh my god I feel weird. Like- this shit ain't normal. Um.

"Lol I feel weird."
"Me too Steve."
"Same" Robin added, gulping.

-

Lol we just threw up. That's gross.
"Guys, I feel fine now." Robin said, laying on the bathroom floor.
"Do you think we puked it all up?" Steve questioned, sitting in a different cubicle.

"Lol idk" I chuckled, staring at the ceiling.

"Interrogate me." Robin asked and Steve laughed.

"Erm... when's the last time you peed your pants."

"Today" she replied.

Lol what.

"When the Russian pulled out the bone saw."

"Oh my god" Steve huffed.

"It was just a lil bit thooooo" Robin laughed, and Steve sighed.
"It's definitely still in our system."
I crawled across the floor to her cubicle.

"Hello."

She blinked at me.
"Ok then."

"Ok my turn Steve." I told him. "Have you ever been in love?"

"Nancy Wheeler, like... two years ago."

"She's such a priss" Robin huffed, holding out her arm.

"Turns out not really."

This soppy talk is making me sick.

"Do you still like Nancy?" Robin continued.

"No, I think I found someone even better."

I zoned out for the rest of the talk lol I'm so tired. Oh and um, Robin's a lesbian? Uh when did that even happen? Ok then.

Steve looks disappointed? Maybe that's why Robin's a lesbian, cause of idiots like Steve. Also why is he in the same cubicle as us now? Isn't this the women's bathroom?

"Well, is there anyone you like Robin?" He asked and she took a deep breath.

"Yeah actually. She's amazing. She's so funny, and still so drugged right now. And she's honestly the best person I've ever met and I want to be with her all the time. It's honestly scary how much I think about her."

Lolll who would be drugged? Only idiots get drugged. Hold on..... wait what.

Steve raised his eyebrows at me. WHY ARE THEY BOTH LOOKING AT ME??

"Wow she sounds great." I said monotone.

"She is great."

Holy fuck. Lightbulb moment. I am not sober AT ALL. I'm so slow.
"Holy shit it's me."

Robin pursed her lips then looked to the floor.

"Steve..." I said slowly without breaking eye contact with Robin. "Get out."

He stood up, eyes wide, and left.

As soon as the door closed I kissed her-
and holy shit I hope I remember this in the morning.