ariana: *wakes up at 11 in the morning*
ariana: *yawns* *backflips off the bed like a girlboss and sings 34+35 twice*
ariana: im hungry asf let me make some food
*remembers that she is the girlboss #queen #slayer6920*
ariana: oh shit i forgor that im ariana grande butera 💀 let me call my 38 yr old maid to make me food.
ariana: *calls her maid on her unreleased iphone69*
"c*me and make me food woman."maid: "k*
*hangs up*
maid: OK ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA I WILL MAKE YOU THE BEST FOOD YOU'VE EVER TASTED IN YOUR 28 YEARS (in her head)
maid: *orders kfc* *adds spice's in the chicken*
*serves to ariana grande butera*
ariana: wtf is this
maid: chicken?..
ariana: "k" *eats the chicken with expired spice's on it*
*ariana grande glitches cause it tasted so fucking bad that it broke her whole system*
maid: ARE YOU OK ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA
ariana: "FUCK NO YOU ARE NOW FIRED THIS IS PEASANTS FOOD WJY WOULD YOU MAKE ME THIS SHIT"
maid: "k"
*nicki shows up while the maid is packing her shits up*
nicki: "lets go to the beach each lets go get away"
ariana: what the heck nicki what are you doing in my 295820204929 billion dollar mansion?
picture break btw tbh ngl^^
nicki: WHERE ARE THE ROACHES???
ariana: in your moms womb
nicki: anyways queen what should we do?
ariana: eat.
nicki: ok "MAIDDDDDD MAKE ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA FOOD NOW"
ariana: *shifts into an alpha* "DONT CALL HER" *in a deep demon voice*
maid: *runs the fuck away cause Ariana's being a big bitch rn*
nicki: what why
ariana: her food tasted like 5 minute crafts food
....