Jean: report her to the faculty and get Bennett a new keycard

Lisa: nah that's boring we should sort it out ourselves

Jean: and how would we do that?

Lisa: @Scaramouche @Xiao @Signora @Eula

[4 users have come online]

Signora: what do you want

Lisa: back read

Eula: what the fuck is wrong with
Eula: Vengeance
Eula: for Diluc

Scaramouche: I SWEAR IF SHE CAME ANYWHERE NEAR THE ELECTRO DORMS I'M FRACTURING HER SKULL AND SNAPPING HER SPINE

Diluc: to get to the Pyro dorms you need to pass the electro dorms, does that count?

Scaramouche: Eh
Scaramouche: it's a good enough excuse to beat someone up

Xiao: on my way
Xiao: did you see which way she went?

Signora: ew what a disgrace of a human being
Signora: does she have no shame?

Baizhu: no i didn't see what way she went
Baizhu: but is violence really the best option!?

Diluc: yes

Lisa: yes

Scaramouche: Violence is always the best option

Childe: ^

Xiao:^

Venti: ^^

Signora: ^^

Yanfei: the only issue with violence is that you'll probably get put in prison

Diluc: not if they're strategic...

Signora: since Baizhu isn't sure which way she went we should get her tomorrow
Signora: what classes does she have?

Diluc: she's in all my classes

Xingqui: that's an unfortunate coincidence

Diluc: oh trust me, its not a coincidence

Xingqui: ooft
Xingqui: she's really obsessed

Keaya: no shit
Keaya: I can't believe you're all willing to beat someone up for Diluc
Keaya: if it was me you'd never do the same :(

Scaramouche: nah I probably would
Scaramouche: I just needed an excuse to beat someone up

Signora: same

Bennett: well then that's that sorted :)
Bennett: so what's everyone doing?

Razor: razor try sleep
Razor: razor could not sleep

Bennett: aww try and get some sleep, okay?

Razor: oki benny

Xingqui: reading the groupchat

Childe: same...

Ningguang: ning ;)

Xinyan: what?

Ningguang: oh shit wrong phone

Xinyan: what!?

Beidou: ning ;)

Xinyan: 👀

Xiangling: 👀

Xingqui: 👀

Aether: 👀

Fischl: The Prinzessin's acquaintances in which she shares a dorm with are discussing who they wish to have romantic relations with

Keqing: please don't tell the groupchat who I have a crush on...

Aether: well who do you have a crush on?
Aether: or you Fischl

Fischl: the Prinzessin Der Verurteilung does not require any relations that are non-platonic, they are beneath me. I am much too good for a simple "crush" as one as lowly as you may call them

Aether: well I was just asking

Lumine: lmao Fischl called you lowly

Noelle: Mona was just showing me how to do some really pretty hairstyles
Noelle: Barbara looks really cute!

Lumine: let's see then

Noelle: [image]

Jean: ah Barbara!
Jean: you look so pretty
Jean: can I send that picture to mum?

Barbara: of course ^_^
Barbara: tell her Noelle did it too

Klee: woah 🥰 Klee wants to look like Barbara!! 😁🥰🙂😍☺

Mona: come to the hydro dorm and I'll do it for you!!

Childe: can I come?

Mona: no I'm not letting you in if you try

Childe: but I'm already in the hydro dorm...

Mona: you aren't in the girls dorm though are you?

Childe: :(

Xingqui: atleast you have me :)

Childe: can you make me pretty?

Xingqui: I can try

Childe: :)

Keaya: this chat is getting way to wholesome...
Keaya: so peppa pig

Xinyan: how is that making the chat less wholesome?

Xiangling: hush he's typing

Keaya: how is it that each family is a different animal, but everyone in the family is the same animal

Xinyan: wait what?

Keaya: the only possible explanation is incest
Keaya: because I haven't seen any other pig families in that show
Keaya: and Chongyun knows, I watch that shit at 3am most nights

Chongyun: 😔✊

Xingqui: lmao rip

Xiangling: you have ruined my childhood....

Chongyun: peppa eats bacon and sausages in one episode

Xinyan: noooooo

Klee: wts insest?🤔😁🤭

Mona: that's doesn't matter

Qiqi: diona told me once
Qiqi: but I...
Qiqi: forgot

Mona: and thats a good thing

Diona: it's when people from the same family fuck

Klee: wat 😟😟🙁

Diona: so for example
Diona: if Aether and Lumine

Aether: woah
Aether: stop it right there
Aether: ew

Lumine: even if we weren't twins I would never go for his crusty ass

Aether: what the fuck diona

Diona: she wanted to know
Diona: and it was hypothetical

Venti: hypo what

Xiao: how is a child smarter than you

Venti: but you still love me right?

Xiao: still?
Xiao: when did I ever say I had?

Venti: :'(

Childe: ooft rejected
Childe: I could never

Venti: 🖕🥰🖕

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