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19. family

Minizawa:
Fuck.

SleepDeprived:
Bitch.

Caterpillar:
I raised my children right.

SleepDeprived:
I'm not your kid.

Caterpillar:
I know, it's just funny to see Hizashi stressed because of me.

Minizawa:
Can i join making him stressed?

YEAH:
Y/n no.

Caterpillar:
Y/n yes.

SleepDeprived:
I'm joining in. I'm also taking down you Aizawa.

Minizawa:
I know what makes Dadzawa mad AND stressed.

SleepDeprived:
I know what makes Present mic stressed. Mind sharing?

Minizawa:
Date/marry a blonde loud human being.

Caterpillar:
No.. Y/n, i'm disappointed in you.

Minizawa:
Doesn't surprise me.

SleepDeprived:
I'm going to marry Kaminari.

Caterpillar:
NO

Minizawa:
I'm marrying Toga.

Caterpillar:
NO-
Wait what?
The villain?

Minizawa:
I wrote what i wrote.

YEAH:
Y/n's taking the chances they have

Caterpillar:
Looks like they have small chances then.

Minizawa:
I have a lot of chances actually!

Caterpillar:
Like who?

SleepDeprived:
I feel like this isn't going to end well.

Minizawa:
I'll summon him.
FUCK ENDEAVOR!

Patchwork added Patchwork to the chat

Patchwork:
I got summoned.

SleepDeprived:
What the fuck..

Minizawa:
I know.

Patchwork:
Hello Princess, how are you doing?

Minizawa:
Shut up peasant, tell me how many chances with human beings I have.

Patchwork:
Damn, only humans? Well if so, I have no fucking idea, i only count non-humans.

Caterpillar:
Oh wow.. this is weird?

YEAH:
How many non-humans do they have?

Patchwork:
With the vampire, it's 1

Minizawa:
FIFJRNEJRJ
She's not a vampire! She's a human being.

Patchwork:
Both drink blood.
Anyways, there weren't anything fun happening here. Bye.

Patchwork left the chat.

Minizawa:
See? I have chances.

SleepDeprived:
I don't wanna meet the girl you two were talking about.

Minizawa:
Then your safe.