A Twisted Slayer (Twisted Wonderland x Non-binary!Kamado!Reader) [DISCONTINUED]

Prologue: Ramshackle Dorm

Y/N's POV:

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"There really isn't anything. Not only the world map, but the name of your home isn't written in any history. Are you truly from where you say? You aren't lying to me by chance?" Crowley had asked after a few hours of us searching in the library. And why would I lie!? I wanna go back to my siblings! Besides, I've still got work to do, like helping to defeat that man

"Looking at all this, you may have been brought here from another planet... There's also the possibility you're from another world." Wait what? Oh dear... one of the Kakushi back at the Butterfly Estate said that if someone came to another planet or world they'd be something called an 'alien'. Dearest Kakushi... what in the world were you doing before that?

"One of the Kakushi told me about something called an alien, does this technically make me an alien then?" I'd accidentally said aloud to which Crowley had answered

"Perhaps. What did you have on you when you came here? Do you have any identification, like a license for a magic car, name on a shoe... You appear to be empty handed. Excluding those battle fans of course"

"I don't have a car, I don't put my name on shoes because that sounds weird, and you're correct that I'm empty handed. Other than my battle fans which you mentioned-"

"Well, looks like you'll have to take my offer of staying here at the school then", he'd said as I just rubbed my eyes a bit. I should really get some rest soon...

"Wait a minute, can Grim stay with me? Sure he had that whole outburst with the flames, but he's got potential." 

"Are you sure? He's a monster after all" Crowley had asked me

"I have a feeling we can get along! He's very cute and I have a feeling that he'd get along with some of my spirits as well. Besides, not like he can control being a monster."

"I suppose you're right, Mx. Kamado. I will allow him to stay with you, but be sure to watch over him alright?"

"Yes sir!" I happily said while seeing the currently sleeping Grim in my lap

"Now then, let's go."

"Go where?" ((To hell, your new home-/lh))

"There's an unused building on campus. It was once used as a dormitory in the past so if you clean it up you should at least be able to sleep there. I will look for a way for you to return home. My graciousness is limitless! I am a model for all educators!" Yeah, I doubt that but I'll let you have your fun for now I guess.

Grim had suddenly purred as I patted his head and readjusted his position. I wonder if he'd let me take him home to meet the others and help me with demon slaying

He's grown on me to be honest, even if it's only been a few, troublesome hours. Yeah, yeah, I get attached easily, I know, I know, but shush-

"We had better be on our way. Let's head to the dormitory. It may be a bit old, but there is a certain charm to it." Crowley had said as I followed him outside

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"Ok Crowley, this is a bit too much charm for us-" I said while restraining myself from head butting or kicking him. If only I was allowed to do so. IF ONLY-

"Right right, please come inside." Crowley said while brushing me off as usual

"Staying here will at least keep you out of the rain. I'm going back to do more research, make yourselves at home." He said before leaving once more. If he was a dad, I'd feel sorta sorry for his kid to be honest, yeah he's kind (somewhat) but he's not reliable whatsoever!

I took out one of my fans again and cut off my ear to quickly summon Chisana. 

((Emma style- *gets bonked*))

"Hey Chisana! Do you mind helping to clean this place up?" I had asked her as she happily nodded before dashing off to get cleaning supplies.

"I'm going to explore, alright Grim?" I whispered to the sleeping monster-cat before taking off the robe and wrapping it around Grim.

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3rd Person POV

While Y/N had been wandering around the house, they heard a squeak sounding similar to Chisana's voice in a nearby corridor, and decided to go check it out.

"Hm? Anyone th-" They were cut off by seeing Chisana smacking three ghosts with a blue broom, muttering something about not scaring her and introducing them to Y/N

"Oh? Well hello there Chisana, you three. Can someone explain things please?" Y/N had asked with a slight smile

"Sure thing big sibby! These three meanies," she huffed while pointing at the ghosts, "have been living here! So I thought that maybe you could help them? If not, we might have new recruits!" Chisana happily cheered as the ghosts just awkwardly waved, the chubby one rubbing his head while the others slightly glared at the younger ghost girl.

"What kind of help? Do you three know why you're still here? What about your names?" Y/N had asked as the ghosts simply stared, slightly confused.

"We don't really need help" the chubby one answered.

"Nope, just that we're here for whatever reason!" the short one replied, a forced grin on his face

"Uhh we can't remember those- sorry kiddo." The skinny one finished, leaving Chisana and Y/N slightly displeased before the the only living one in the room let out a sigh

"Well that's just great... how about this, you can try working with my spirits and I for a while! If it works, great! If not, I'll understand if you'd want to go back to your normal afterlife or simply move on entirely. So, how about it?" Y/N had asked the three ghosts as they looked to each other and whispered into one another's ears, seemingly coming to a conclusion

"I suppose that'd be alright then, seeing as we don't really have much of anything else to do." The fatter ghost had replied as Y/N had clapped and Chisana had cheered, happy to potentially have more teammates.

"Eh... what's with all this noi- wHAT IN THE WORLD?! THERE ARE GHOSTS HERE!?!?"

Grim had sleepily yelled as he walked into the hallway while looking at the ghosts, quickly rubbing his eyes.

"There sure is! Though, you'll have to get used to ghosts anyways, seeing as my Blood Art revolve around calling the deceased to my aid" Y/N explained with a nonchalant and neutral face as Grim just stared dumbfounded as Chisana picked him up and dangled him, which he didn't seem to notice all too much.

Y/N quickly explained about their blood demon Art before Crowley had come in, holding a plate with a tuna sandwich and steak.

"I didn't quite know what to bring for your dinner, so I settled on this! Am I not gracious?" Crowley had said with a smile as everyone in the room, other than him of course, had  deadpanned looks in their face.

"Thank you Crowley, for being so.. gracious!" Y/N said as he left the building, before the living immediately started to eat their food, not even waiting to enter the kitchen

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((The chapter is finally out!! I'm so sorry it took this long everyone, life has been extremely busy and motivation has been running seriously low. I'm sorry this wasn't as long as the other chapters so far though! I'll see you in the comments everyone!

Have a great rest of your day or night!))