Kat:so what's it like dating Anne
Cathy:once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me and she brought me a full glass of ice and said "wait"
Cathy:I love her
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Jane:okay truth or dare
Cathy:truth
Jane:how many hours have you slept this week?
Cathy:
Cathy: ... dare
Jane:go to bed
Cathy:I don't like this game
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Aragon,dramatically:she was poetry,but he couldn't read
Anne:his name was jarred,he's nineteen
Jane:when his parents built a very strange machine
Anna:watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
Kat:AYYY MACRENA
Cathy: ...horrible job, everyone
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Anna:hey how much money do you have
Kat:sixty nine cents
Anna:OH!do you know what that means
Kat, sniffling:I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Anne:I'm just saying,next time I'm gonna get you
Kat:in just saying I beat you twice
Anne:the first time was a tie
Kat:and the second time?
Anne: ...there were no witnesses the second time
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Aragon:crushes are the worst
Anne:yeah whenever I'm near mine,I start acting stupid
Aragon:pfftt you're always acting stupid
Anne:yeahhhh,don't think about that too hard
Aragon:
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Cathy:oh look,we're under a mistletoe
Anne:*looks up*cathy,Thats not a mistletoe
(Later that night)
Anne: *wakes up at 4am*Oh my god! She was flirting with me!
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Jane:"posts a super low quality image to the groupchat"
Anne:if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents
Aragon:if I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Cathy:actually I did the math,Anne would have $225,not 15
Anne:fam I'm right here...
Kat:if I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Jane:while you're there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Kat:sorry I only have a dollar
Jane: :(
Anna:hey I just realized my friend is right Anne would have 22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel not a cent
Kat:if I had 22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Cathy:you can buy anything you want with 22,500
Aragon:yeah and they want soda and apple juice
Anna:apple juice to what
Kat:directly to the forehead
Jane:great chat everyone
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Kat:on the count of three what's your favorite cake one two three-
Kat and Anne in unison:chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks
Anna:our turn Cathy one two three-vanilla
Cathy:I've never had cake what's cake
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Aragon:all in all, a 100% successful trip!
Jane:we lost Anne!
Aragon:all in all,a 100% successful trip!
