these are the terrible stories I wrote for creative writing

The elegant party gone wrong

This one wasn't turned in it's a meme version of the next chapter

On a moist Monday, Jay and his associates were on their trail to a deserted establishment edifice, a dark body was contemplating backward.
"Why are we capering class again? I solely appeared to make assured no individual expires," Sara questioned.
"We're buttoned-up kids, so we must caper," Kyle answered.
"Kyle, you are shameful," Sam said.
"Ok half-pint!" Kyle yelled.
Sam undertook him.
"Chaps soothe your selves," Mike exclaimed.
"Gay," Chad yelled.
"Everyone seal up!" Jay yelled over them.
"Oof," Mike sighed.
"Chaps we should solely accept accompanying," Heather shrieked.
"I inhale top," Mel calmly said.
"Transpire us beyond furthermore?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, I suppose we occur," answered Sara.
The establishment was 5 untruths big. The solitary trail into an ended window in the foundation.
"Permit me to guess, we ought to go within the out-and-out window," Heather complained.
"Whatever are thou scared of demolishing thine locks?" Mel said in an uncivil tone.
"Mel, can you lock up for even 5 seconds?" Kyle yelled.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Jay screeched.
The group went quiet.
"Ok Boomer," Chad vehemently asserted.
Jay turned around and floored Chad in the face.
"Oof," Sam answered, T-posing.
"I eschew all of you," Mel added.
They each ascended within the window, Sara and Mike proceeding in leading to correct the others. It continued depressed the elevation diagram, progressing Kyle, Chad, Heather, Mel, Jay, then Sam.

"Alright, what are we gonna do now?" Sara suggested, stroking herself off.
"I don't comprehend regarding thee lads, exactly I arrived hereabouts to vandalize," Jay said, accompanying off.
"Yeah, that sounds great. I need a stress reliever," Mel responded, following Jay.
"Ooo yeah that appears pleasant and hot, my two preferred things," Sam replied.
"Come on chaps, can we ingest something not hot?" Heather wined.
"We previously tamed and subscribed a molded off the domain," Chad said.
" Oh god, we do gonna arrange nailed," Sara sighed.
Everybody accompanied Jay to go and vandalize possessions. He unfastened his pocket, exposing a dozen cans of spindrift chlorophyll.
"Alright, everyone coup a can," Jay said.
"Aw yeah, the aforementioned is whence you properly pack for a field trip," Mel yelled as she grabbed the neon green chlorophyll vessel.
"No, how you accurately pack is with water, snacks, and radiophone horses," Sara added.
"Okay, Mom," That organization confidently said.
Everyone except Heather and Sara started vandalizing stuff.
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"OMG!!!!!! Whichever was that?" Heather shrieked.
"Your mother on any Saturday darkness," Mel insulted.
"Rude," Heather complained.
"Let's go terminate it out," Kyle insinuated.
"Okay," Mike calmly said.
"Us transpire gonna get exterminated," Mel sighed.
They marched depressed the hall but withdrew because they heard sad footsteps.
A low, profound voice yelled, "Vibe money!" from the adumbrations.
He seized Heather and governed.
"HEATHER NOOOOO," Kyle squealed, tears flowing depressed his reputation.
"She's not stagnant yet nincompoop," Mel yelled, clutching her skateboard and performing after them.
"Wait!" Sam yelled, dashing after her.
Even though Mel was on a skateboard, Sam was fundamentally immediately behind her.
"Someone stopover with Kyle, individual rest originate with me to go capture Heather!" Sara shouted.
"I'll sojourn with Kyle, you chaps go!" Chad yelled.
"Hey! I'm going excessively," Kyle shouted.
" Nope, your sojourning," Chad said smoothly similar Heather transpired perfectly kidnapped.
Everyone else ran after Mel and Sam.
Outcries filled a particular passage.
"Occupied away of me you freak!" Heather screeched. "Negative, negative continuously accept continuously accept I get my retribution," The man murmured.
"Whichever? Whom holds theeself?" Heather summoned.
"I occur Ronnie, Jay's more traditional brother" Ronnie taught revealed.
While he said that, the others burst performed the door.
"Whichever the heck," Mel screeched.
"Wait, what? Your my more traditional bro that mom and dad are permanently talking about?" Jay asked, kinda frightened.
"Yeah, they kicked me out for doing an edgelord, but you utilized out just like me," Ronnie acknowledged.
"Oof, mom, and dad said they want you back," Jay happily said. They hugged. Chad and Kyle walked in.
"HEATHER ARE YOU OK?!" Kyle shrieked at heather who was transferred out.
"So Chad, Kyle what were thou chaps doing anyway?" Sara asked.
"Oh, we had a card game amidst us," Chad responded. As he said that Kyle extracted out an Uno reverse card and screeched,
"No u,"
"Rawr," Sam upbraided.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Mel yelled.
"Everyone STOP," Sara yelled. Everyone got quiet.
"The sun is going to go down soon. We should all get homeward," They all started to walk home.
"Hi Mom, hi dad," Ronnie and Jay said as they arrived home.
"You guys are back," They were so happy.