What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
Steven: I'm telling you! There's some crazy ice sheet covering safe haven! I saw it with my own eyes!
Aladar: even if that were true, can't we have some sort of proof or witness?
On cue the barnyard crew in their limo burst through the office as Otis gets Bessie kestrel and kess out of the trunk
Otis: crazy ice freaks!
Pip: froze Bessie kess and kestrel!
Otis; took over barnyard!
Pip: freezing everything in sight!
Both: HELP!!!
Aladar: what happened?!
Duke: anthropomorphic saber tooth tigers vultures and mammoths took over the barn!
Freddy: they froze Bessie kestrel and kess!
Peck: we got out as fast as we could!
Goat; so you guys good?
Otis: yeah I think we're good
The goat got back in the limo and zoomed away
Steven: ya see aladar? Ya see? Ya see? Ya see?! _____ Meanwhile the hunters were plundering the barnyard of everything and they found a lot of borrowed chi from the chi district
Stealthor: the plundering is good sir
Sir fangar looks to see the progress
Voomvoom: woohoo! So many orbs!
Vornon: (sighs) so many orbs
Sir fangar takes one of the chi orbs
Sir fangar; magnificent! There are still hunters to awaken from their dreamless sleep. Bring them those orbs!
Stealthor: and what about them?
He looks to the frozen barn animals that tried to escape but couldn't get away
Sir fangar: they will be most excellent as my own trophies! ____ Aladar had gotten the group together and soon the Dino knights, many worriers of Chima, the crystal gems and the battle brigade of elephants marched forth to defeat this new weapon
Laval: to the barnyard! So we can put some heat on that bad ice! _____ Meanwhile inside the lion temple Longtooth was defrosting Bessie kess and kestrel
Bessie: this is just great! One Minuit we were gonna celebrate the birthday of mr dumb dumb, and the next moment I get turned into frozen meat!
Longtooth: do you ever shut up?
Bessie; if my legs weren't frozen I'll shut you up main for brains!
Kess: she's always like that
Longtooth: ugh. Why'd they ask me to defrost them? I'd much rather be out there getting hurt in battle than deal with this
Bessie: if you want I'll put the hurt on you zebra breath! ______ Meanwhile the hunters took their trophies to their ice fort which was rebuilt and ready for battle
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