Someone : I HATE it... Unlessifyoumixitwithchocolate ( Unless if you mix it with chocolate)
Someone : ehh.. it's okay
Someone : oh love it
Someone : uhhh... Hey look a bird *runs away*
Someone : I drink it everyday
Someone : I love it! And I must have at least one carton of milk in my fridge everyday or I will die
(Too bad I don't have any still waiting for dad to get back with the milk but it's been 3 years so I became a milk myself)
Someone : Milk is gay
Someone : Milk's rasict
(wOt)Someone : Milk is milk and you can't change my mind
Someone : I hate milk but I desperately drinks it when I eat spicy food
Someone : It's a reverse cheese
Someone : It milk (?)
Someone : Milk? It's not one of my Goddamn business
Someone : It's white and ... White
Someone : Milk
Someone : I'm lactose intolerance so... sucks doesn't it?
Someone : Bread
Someone : Oh you mean the white drink? Yeah never heard of that
Someone : I just drink milk I don't have any opinions on it
Someone : Once I use it to extinguish a fire I've made and it goes horribly wrong then it goes back to normal so I say milk is good for everything just wait patiently
Someone : I use milk to make roll ice cream so hell yeah I love milk
Someone : I drink milk just for the jug
Someone : Drink milk to have bone
Someone : I give milk to my cat. Once I gave him an expired milk then I quickly take him to the vet and luckily he just need to eat medicine for 2 days or more so you know what I did I take the expired milk and give him mo-
Someone : I can't think right now
Someone : What? I'm jogging right now why you asking me that kind of question?
Someone : 우유 (Milk)
Someone : Yeah milk is good
Someone : I'm literally dying why you asking my opinion on milk? call the fucking ambulance right now I'm losing so much blood
Someone : We on our work right now sorry
Someone : I'm on the internet? Woah cool! Huh? Every words I say it'll be recorded? Will it be viral? Depends? Oh okay! Suck ma dick!
Someone : I use it to make cake so yeah I love milk it helps me with making ingredients
Something : Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Someone : We're still on our work to extinguish the house right now you can interview us later
Someone : I use to like milk... I still love it
Someone : Mama said to drink milk so I drink it! Where's my candy? In the van? Okay!
Someone : It's white and gooey
Their friend : That's what she saidSomeone : My opinion on milk? It's drinkable
Someone : Hey hey I've been trying to reach your about your car extended warranty... yeah? Milk? Oh I love milk! Yeah so anyways about your car extended warranty-
Someone : hey can you take a picture of us? Great here's my phone! ... Oh sorry I'm vegan can you use another word for cheese? ... Sorry I'm dyslexic can you count normally? ... Hey are you tryna offend me? I'm colour blind use another word ... Hey just so you know I'm allergic to flower ...
Someone : I eat cereal with milk so yeah milk's great
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