Starting Line ( Marauders Chat Fic )

T H R E E

( Group Chat )
F. R. I. E. N. D. S.

queen:
ew just remembered that my first kiss was with a guy

Thing 2:
same

Thing 1:
same

avocado:
I shouldn't be surprised

flower power:
... Potter? Wanna explain???

Thing 1:
nope

Thing 2:
i will

Thing 1:
SIRIUS—

Thing 2:
it twas many years ago at the ripe age of fourteen
just two lads hanging out by the pond
me, hiding from my parents
and james bringing me food while I hid from my parents

darling:
I shouldn't even be surprised

Thing 2:
the conversation of relationships and kissing came up
when we both confessed we hadn't kissed anyone
and i didn't want my first kiss to be with some girl my parents force me on a date with
so james
being the great bro he is
offered to kiss me

Thing 1:
the fact that it was with tongue tho

flower power:
U kissed each other with tongue???
As ur first kiss???

Thing 2:
he also grabbed my ass

Thing 1:
it's a nice ass

Thing 2:
well duh it's my ass

avocado:
Can I leave this gc yet?

queen:
who was ur first kiss with Pete?

avocado:
Fuck if I know
I was drunk off my ass at a party and ended up making out with someone
I'd think it was a made up memory besides for the fact it's on camera

queen:
oop
my first kiss was Rosier
mistakes were made

Thing 2:
i understand if he made u gay
somehow James didn't make me straight

Thing 1:
i dont think anything could make YOU straight mate

darling:
Who was your first kiss Lily?

flower power:
Mary

darling:
Wait same
Both of our first kisses were Mary???

flower power:
Damn I wonder how many peoples first kisses she is

Thing 2:
she was Narcissa's

queen:
i thought narcissa's first was lucius

Thing 2:
thats funny
she hates lucius
severely hates him
she and Mary dated in secret for awhile before breaking up bc her parents wanted her to date lucius but eventually she broke everything off with him and ran away with home and now she and Mary r engaged and she's fighting for the favorite cousin position with andromeda

avocado:
Your entire family scares me

queen:
... same
it takes a lot for me to admit

Thing 2:
eh
im used to them

darling:
That doesn't mean they're not assholes

Thing 2:
oh they r
homophobic abusive assholes who deserve to rot
but at least i turned out fine

Thing 1:
u cried for two hours after hearing the songs Slip Away and Bloodline by Luke Hemmings

Thing 2:
AND WHAT ABOUT IT

darling:
You need a therapist

avocado:
Maybe a dozen

Thing 2:
for now i have When Facing the Things We Turn Away From by Luke Hemmings

flower power:
I really liked the song Mum
Probably my favorite

Thing 2:
cant relate to it
too many mommy issues

queen:
my mum is a bigger queen than i am
she had a whole basket ready for when i came out
apparently she had put it together two years before and kept restocking the food in it while waiting till I was comfortable

flower power:
I got outed by my sister but my parents were really good about it all

avocado:
I'm sorry you were outed :(

flower power:
It sucked a lot at the time, and still does now, but I've accepted that it happened and I'm lucky to have parents who just want the best for me.

darling:
My dad doesn't think he's homophobic but gets uncomfortable when I talk about guys. My mum doesn't really care but I know she wants me to marry a girl

Thing 2:
:(
I'm sorry Remus

darling:
It is what it is

avocado:
My mum still hopes I'll suddenly start dating a girl but my dad is just happy that I'm happy. So could be worse

Thing 1:
my parents really deserve parents of the year
they researched all different sexualities and genders and bought me an omni flag

queen:
wait that's so soft
i love ur parents

Thing 1:
yeah, they're the best :)

Thing 2:
agreed

avocado:
Agreed

darling:
Agreed