So, my friend and I created this 'master piece'(sarcasm) in theater for a school project. I was Alex.
Alex & Noya: *sitting while reading or texting*
Noya *in a whiny voice*: I’m boooored *groans*
Alex: Welcome to this bullshit called reality.
Noya: You’re so mean
Alex: cool
Noya: We should do something
Alex: Go ahead
Noya: I said We
Alex: cool
Noya: Pleeeease!
Alex: you sound like a child
Noya: I am literally the same age as you.
Alex: Fine!
Noya: Ha!
Alex: soooo, whatcha wanna do?
Noya: Rob A Bank!
Alex: Something plausible, we’re literally teenagers.
Noya: awww
Alex*is thinking*:hm
Noya: We could rob a bank with costumes on and a gun!
Alex *getting frustrated*: enough with robbing banks! Don’t you remember what happened to Callie!?
Noya:...
Alex: I’m sorry
...
Noya: but I’m bored
Alex: Yeah, I can tell
Noya: we could… go and murder someone then loot their house.
Alex: Enough with the serious crimes!
Noya: bu-
Alex *cuts in*: Think about it, how are we going to pull that off and not get caught?
Noya: we could ge-
Alex: And how are we going to get the supplies, for example a gun?
Noya: we could just do something weird in public
Alex: like what? Also, how are we both still sitting in these awkward positions?
Noya: practice. We CoUld gEt weAPons aNd PrEtEnd ouR LiVEs ArE PaRt oF An anIMe!
Alex: we don’t have super powers
Noya: oh…
Alex: We could get our swords and duel in the park
Noya: good Idea
Alex: IN COSTUMES!
Noya: YES!
Alex: And we can piss off Karens!
Noya: And HOMOPHOBES!
Alex & Noya: AND PEOPLE IN GEn3RAL!
Noya: Ok I’ll go get the hisoka costume and you can be killua.
Alex: Don’t know who that is
Noya: Just pretend you hate me cuz I’m trying to kill you
Alex: I don’t have to pretend that.
Noya: What the hell dude
Alex: What can I say, it’s the truth
Noya: Fine, I’ll be right back
Alex:You look like a killer clown
Noya: That is what he is, stupid
Alex: I look like a 12 year old snowflake!
Noya: CAUSE THAT”S WHAT YOU ARE!
Alex: Jerk
Noya: Yeah, Yeah, whatever
Alex: Let's go then
Noya: WE’RE COMING FOR YOU CHILDREN!
Alex: WAIT! What if our parents find out…
Noya: Didn’t think about that…
Alex: Just, tell them we are going to Top It or something.
Noya: Top It? Really? And you say I’m crazy
Alex: What do you mean?
Noya: Come on, there are so many good ice cream shops and above all you choose Top It?
Alex: Fine then, Sweetaly.
Noya: Now you're talking.
Alex: Or we can just climb out that window
Noya:......Huh……..didn’t think about that…
Alex: This is why you need me. You would run into glass doors if I wasn’t here.
Noya: Uh huh, right. My nose is still bruised from that little incident.
Alex: Why do we even have to climb through a window though?
Alex: we could literally just walk through the front door and not be questioned.
Noya:..............huh…………….
Alex: we could even walk through the front door with weapons and costumes on and nobody would even bat an eye, we’re just that weird.
Noya: I only just realized how many times we do this.
Alex: So let’s go get the costumes and leave.
Noya: Right, ok.
Alex: And hurry.
Noya: I know.
Alex: before you have to leave.
Noya: Right
Alex: And remember-
Noya: OK!!! You’re way nicer and energetic when we are at my house.
Alex: True. Because you have an ice cream supply I could only dream of.
Noya: Whatever
