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So, my friend and I created this 'master piece'(sarcasm) in theater for a school project. I was Alex.

Alex & Noya: *sitting while reading or texting*

Noya *in a whiny voice*: I’m boooored *groans*

Alex: Welcome to this bullshit called reality. 

Noya: You’re so mean

Alex: cool

Noya: We should do something

Alex: Go ahead

Noya: I said We

Alex: cool

Noya: Pleeeease!

Alex: you sound like a child

Noya: I am literally the same age as you.

Alex: Fine!

Noya: Ha!

Alex: soooo, whatcha wanna do?

Noya: Rob A Bank!

Alex: Something plausible, we’re literally teenagers.

Noya: awww

Alex*is thinking*:hm

Noya: We could rob a bank with costumes on and a gun!

Alex *getting frustrated*: enough with robbing banks! Don’t you remember what happened to Callie!?

Noya:...

Alex: I’m sorry

...

Noya: but I’m bored

Alex: Yeah, I can tell

Noya: we could… go and murder someone then loot their house.

Alex: Enough with the serious crimes!

Noya: bu-

Alex *cuts in*: Think about it, how are we going to pull that off and not get caught?

Noya: we could ge-

Alex: And how are we going to get the supplies, for example a gun?

Noya: we could just do something weird in public

Alex: like what? Also, how are we both still sitting in these awkward positions?

Noya: practice. We CoUld gEt weAPons aNd PrEtEnd ouR LiVEs ArE PaRt oF An anIMe!

Alex: we don’t have super powers

Noya: oh…

Alex: We could get our swords and duel in the park

Noya: good Idea

Alex: IN COSTUMES!

Noya: YES!

Alex: And we can piss off Karens!

Noya: And HOMOPHOBES!

Alex & Noya: AND PEOPLE IN GEn3RAL!

Noya:  Ok I’ll go get the hisoka costume and you can be killua.

Alex: Don’t know who that is 

Noya: Just pretend you hate me cuz I’m trying to kill you

Alex: I don’t have to pretend that.

Noya: What the hell dude

Alex: What can I say, it’s the truth

Noya: Fine, I’ll be right back

Alex:You look like a killer clown

Noya: That is what he is, stupid

Alex: I look like a 12 year old snowflake!

Noya: CAUSE THAT”S WHAT YOU ARE!

Alex: Jerk 

Noya: Yeah, Yeah, whatever

Alex: Let's go then

Noya: WE’RE COMING FOR YOU CHILDREN!

Alex: WAIT! What if our parents find out…

Noya: Didn’t think about that…

Alex: Just, tell them we are going to Top It or something.

Noya: Top It? Really? And you say I’m crazy

Alex: What do you mean?

Noya: Come on, there are so many good ice cream shops and above all you choose Top It?

Alex: Fine then, Sweetaly.

Noya: Now you're talking.

Alex: Or we can just climb out that window

Noya:......Huh……..didn’t think about that…

Alex: This is why you need me. You would run into glass doors if I wasn’t here.

Noya: Uh huh, right. My nose is still bruised from that little incident.

Alex: Why do we even have to climb through a window though?

Alex: we could literally just walk through the front door and not be questioned.

Noya:..............huh…………….

Alex: we could even walk through the front door with weapons and costumes on and nobody would even bat an eye, we’re just that weird.

Noya: I only just realized how many times we do this.

Alex: So let’s go get the costumes and leave.

Noya: Right, ok.

Alex: And hurry.

Noya: I know.

Alex: before you have to leave.

Noya: Right

Alex: And remember-

Noya: OK!!! You’re way nicer and energetic when we are at my house.

Alex: True. Because you have an ice cream supply I could only dream of.

Noya: Whatever

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