:Phoenix Listen up hoes Umbitch isn't teaching us jack shit in that dumbass class so it's time we take matters into our own hands
Harry: The authority in that was kinda hot😅
Dean: I knew you were a fucking bottom
Harry: Am not
Hermione: The amount of swear words said in that one sentence rlly explains your whole personality 😐
Ron: Will there be snacks?
:Phoenix Yes Ronald...
Seamus: Can I be partners with Dean if we do group activities?
Phoenix Idc but everyone needs to shut up for a second so I can explain
:Phoenix We need someone to actually teach us stuff about the dark arts. So I was thinking who better than one Harold James Potter 😃
Harry: No absolutely not
Hermione: Actually that's one of the only smart things you've said Phoenix
:Phoenix Herman I will expose your ass 😐
Hermione: There is nothing to expose 😐
:Phoenix Hmm let me remind you
:Phoenix "I wish ... would just ask me out already."
:Phoenix Don't make me fill in the ...
Hermione: You wouldn't
:Phoenix I fucking will don't test me
Hermione: 😟
Harry: N E Wayz can we focus back on me now
Dean: Harry the world doesn't revolve around you 🙂
Harry: Then why is the series written abt me you dumb hoe
Dean: Bc if it was written abt me there would only be one bc I would've been to powerful 🤪
Harry: 😟
Dean: Yeah I said it
Seamus: What's series?
Dean: Seamus...Baby...Don't worry your pretty little head i'll explain later <3
Hermione: Okay well we need to have a meeting with people from other houses abt this and then we'll talk more abt it
Harry: What no I said I didn't wanna do this
:Phoenix Harry if you say yes we can have a repeat of our date 😌
Harry: Damn it.
Harry: Fine i'll do it 😔
Phoenix
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Phoenix:Cause i'm an international super spy... SUPER SPYYYYY 😐 Liked by Ginny, Harry, Dean and 316,462 others Comments: Harry Hot 😩 Cho Hey can we talk later? Harry Sure
Dean Um i took this picture hoe but whatever Phoenix wait pls forgive me Dean Not until you stop eating my damn french fries
Ron Where are you? Everyone is here but you and Dean
Seamus Return Dean safely and i won't release my alter ego on you Phoenix Alter ego? Seamus Yeah his name is Rick Phoenix Is it bc it rhymes with dick? Seamus Yes actually
Hermione you look nice and all but hurry tf up 😐 Ginny Gawd damn👴🏻
Cho You don't rlly match and that shirt is rlly short😌 Phoenix Yeah and your life is gonna be short too if you don't shut the hell up 🙂 Cho 😟
Cho
Cho: Hey I think when I texted you last time we got off on the wrong foot could we try again?
:Harry Yeah sure
Cho: Okay great 😁
Cho: Can we go to the three broomsticks after the meeting so that we can get to know each other better?
