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Boba Fett is CANCELLED. Infamous bounty hunter Boba Fett is in hot hoi-broth after it was discovered his ship is called the Slave-1. "It is very problematic that we have this bounty hunter going around hunting sentients in a ship named after a disgusting practice." An anonymous anti-slavery advocate said. "He's literally a human male, he needs to check his privilege"
Boba Fett had no comments, besides announcing that the new name is set to be "Liberated and equal minority alien individual I."
Coming up next: Are Ewoks sentient? How your favorite little flesh eater might be dumber than you think.

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