Dark Academia Guide

shakespeare insults

•all eyes and no see

•i do desire we may be better strangers

•lump of foul deformity

•o gull, o dolt, as ignorant dirt

•light of brain

•though art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle

•long-tongu'd babbling gossip

•a damned saint, a horrible villain

•not so much brain as earwax

•anointed sovereign of sights and groans

•cold of wayward marl

•the tardness of his face sours ripe grapes

•a fusty nut with no kernel

•false of heart, light or ear, bloody of hand

•o'serpent heart, hit with flowering face

•crusty blotch of nature

•highly fed end lowly taught

•booting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies

•dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces

•elvish-marke'd, abortive, rooting hog

•stark spoiled with the staggers, begnawn with the bots

•thou cream faced loon

•you scullion, you rampallian, you futilarian

•idol of idiot-worshipers

•no kernels in this light nut; the soul of this man is his clothes

•all the infections that the sun sucks up from bogs

•blistere'd by the tongue

•poisonous bunch-back'd toad

•infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker

•veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth

•foot licker