Awesamdad And MotherPuffy

I don't feel like writing

Hey author here, I don't feel like writing a oneshot this week so I'm gonna give you some incorrect quotes.

Sam: Alright I'm not mad but who broke the light?
Tubbo: *points at Tommy*
Tommy: *points at Ranboo*
Ranboo: *points at Tommy*
Purpled: *smiles knowing he did it*

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Puffy: I wouldn't call myself overprotective
Foolish: The eggpire tried to kill me
Puffy: THEY DID WHAT!!?

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Tommy: I don't care about you so just fuck off
Sam: *starts to tear up* sure ok
Tubbo: *whispering to Sam* Don't be upset that's how Tommy treats the people he cares for

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Sam: Why is the kitchen on fire!??
Tubbo: Ranboo forgot how the stove worked

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Purpled: I kill people for fun. So?
Sam: That's not how you interact with other living beings
Tommy: I set buildings and property on fire
Tubbo: I can blow up anything with a nuke
Puffy: I'm thinking therapy might not be enough for these guys

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Phil: I want my sons back
Sam: Sorry, Wilbur nor Techno are here
Phil: I meant Tubbo and Tommy-
Sam: *shoves adoption papers into Phil's face* Their mine

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Tommy: Nothing can make me feel better I'm just depressed
Sam: *animal crossing noises*
Tommy: Umm except for that

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Foolish: I'm nothing special just a regular totem God
The whole eggpire: BITCH WHAT!?
Bbh: LANGUAGE!

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Tommy and Tubbo: *fighting with Iron swords*
Puffy: What are they arguing about this time?
Foolish: they're deciding who gets the last bowl of ice cream 

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Tubbo: I named my bee after you
Tommy: Aww that's sweet what exactly is its name?
Tubbo: Bitch bee
Tommy: ........Thanks, love you too (platonic btw)

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Sam: *talking to Tommy* I can't believe you stabbed someone is the arm
Ranboo: I can't believe you didn't tell us about it
Tubbo: I can't believe you didn't kill the guy
Purpled: I can't believe I wasn't invited

I'll add to this when I feel like it
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Phil: Sam I demand my sons back
Sam: Are you dumb or did the adoption papers not make it through your thick skull?
Phil: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? *draws out his sword*
The Fandom: *stands in front of Sam* Go on try to hurt him we dare you

I just read this Tommyinnit oneshot book and it was amazing. One that stood out to me is the dadschlatt but he's Tommy's father instead of Tubbo's. I need more books about this. SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE IT I'M BEGGING YOU.

Have a great day/night

Bye 👋