Shealyn x Reader

Coffee Shop

You walk into a dimly lit coffee shop, and see a disgusting opossum like person sitting in the back corner, reading and sipping hot chocolate. 

You walk up to the disgusting creature hoping their personality is better than their face. "Hey, sexy." You say, cringing at your lie. 

"Hi!" They say back, smiling and setting their book down. "I'm Shea!"

"I'm y/n" You say, finally seeing her beauty. She has crooked teeth and a weird nose, but she's great anyway. "Can I sit with you?"

"Sure!" She says happily scooting over.

You stare at her non existent chest and laugh. "Where are your tits?" You ask.

She blushes and looks away. "I'm grounded and got them taken away, you sussy baka."

"You want my number?" You ask her, wanting to talk to her more.

"Sure!" She hands you her phone. You enter your phone number and hand it back to her. 

"I'm leaving now, it was fine to meet you." You say, smiling and nodding goodbye at her, finally happy to get away from her. You think you're in love.

A/N: THIS IS A JOKE I MADE FOR SOME FRIENDS, PLEASE DONT READ IF YOURE NOT SOMEONE I KNOW IRL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. LOVE, SHEA :)